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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

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anypony know what to do when u get a sunburn on ur tattoo

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don’t fuck my yuck bro

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i had to doodle this headcanon from @paladingineer super quick.

(miranda did, in fact, know shepard's ring size.)

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Guys he already told you he was bi like last week???

(x)

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my father died in a tragic spleef accident

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characters apologizing for things they have no control over. mumbling sorry while losing consciousness. feeling ashamed of a bleeding wound. embarrassed when an infection sets in. deep seated feverish guilt when they need to be carried, when their legs won't keep them upright anymore and they lean heavy on a friend, slurring apologies..........

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absolute fucking king weird al encouraging proper means of watching his new biopic

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as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍

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I love Kaidan Alenko. Like, a lot a lot. FUCK!!!!

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this august do whatever you want and stay up late

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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

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[absolutely unprompted] i've always liked how neatly kaidan and a colonist shepard line up lore wise. both had a traumatic incident in their childhoods (that happened within a year of each other!), and kaidan's actions caused baat to shut down, preventing a biotic colonist shep from having to go there only a year after their parents were killed during the raid on mindoir.

also: kaidan helping out horizon in me2. and his little biotics special ops group targeting slavers and pirates in the attican traverse (where mindoir is!) and in the terminus systems.

i have no doubt this is something kaidan would do regardless, but when playing as a colonist shep, i love the headcanon that shepard is always in the back of his mind when aiding these colonists. even when he thought shep was dead, and especially when he thought they were lost under the control of the illusive man.

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Meet you across the sea

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bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

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