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I know I've talked about this on here before but I can't find where so I'm just going to talk about this again cause it still kind of peeves me. so. Apologies for repeating myself

dnp fans making baseless assumptions that jack and dean aren't friends and actually Hate Each other because of something vague dan and Phil said in a preshow will never not get under my skin. yes I know it wasn't Actually that many people but seeing someone who clearly hasn't kept up with them at all (which!! is fine I don't blame them!!) see something like that and respond with "guys.. wait why do I think this is about jack and dean..." and others agree with them. like. idk man maybe cause all you remember of them is doubles and laundry day.

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I'm literally going to throw up

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there's like no posts in the crabstickz tag so my dash keeps showing me the same post over and over and it's about the fantastic foursome being queer and ive literally already made fun of it but the more i look at that thing the more the line about "chris was semi-publicly bisexual but never talked about it" bothers me lowkey. like what exactly do you want??? he said he was bi a handful of times and would mention it whenever it happened to be relevant (still does). he's not gonna give you like a full list of everyone he's ever fucked you're just gonna have to take his word for it. plus the implication that him being bi is somehow less significant or less queer than d&p being gay and pj being nb..... like it reeks of implicit biphobia

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What is it like, working with Chris ? | @friendlikemefilm - Making Of [x]

► Watch Friend Like Me HERE. 

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here's the full clip

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thank you fratocrats

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Visceral is EASILY top ten words that feel good as fuck to place precisely into your essay one glorious time

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Do you have any siblings?

I have a younger brother as an younger sister, who just looks like me but with tits.

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i Got it

I don't think I've ever felt more dread than just now when the USB I use for the archive fell apart in my hand

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I don't think I've ever felt more dread than just now when the USB I use for the archive fell apart in my hand

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NOOO

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guy whos doing a job that no one asked of him

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Jadoat! Dean Dobbs is truly one of the characters of all time. He's 23. He quit his well-paid job just because his best friend got fired for being such an arrogant bastard. Gluten makes him go so insane that he lost his mind and snorted flour. When asked to paint a wall beige, his immediate thought was to make it orange and blue, and then two fractionally different shades of beige. He doesn't know how to use a knife and fork. His parents hate each other, and his best friend's parents hate him. He's a good waiter. He pretends to be dead to get out of going to work and then tallies who cries at the funeral. He robs a bank just because he was there and a bank robbery was happening anyway. His lifelong ambition is to have people from the street join him in a musical performance. He doesn't dream (it's just a void). He is totally nonchalant about being held at gunpoint. He signs up to be a lifeguard even though he doesn't know how to swim. He carries a knife on him. He likes playing cats cradle. He drinks from public pools. He's loyal and friendly and scared of fireworks, like a pet. His favourite childhood book turns out to be racist so he lights it on fire in a public building. He has "a generally charming vibe." Everyone loves him. He likes dinasaurs. He throws himself down a flight of stairs, breaks his arm, and breaks into prison because he was worried about his friend. While breaking into prison, he still had to correct a prison guards crossword. He understands most people. He hasn't seen a singular film in his life other than American Beauty. He's both the dumbest and the smartest person in the room. He can't function in the real world. He's not just your sidekick. He is not a pet. He's a kite. And even though he doesnt always admit it, his best friend loves that kite.

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boy why are you so short