paracosmspaces2002

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I typed "This pussy" into the online headcannon generator

These are the highlights

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"Why are you so funny?"

Me:

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I've always imagined tumblr as a office building where we do "business" nobody knows what the business is but we are just here, when you sign up you get a cubicle, fast internet and a reblog fax machine, all the trending tabs are meeting rooms, the break room is where we keep the culture and inside jokes (i.e vanilla extract, Supernatural ily posts), the people in IT are the 'Science side of tumblr'...

Just wild

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@callmebliss

"Rice combined with crushed pineapple, mini marshmallows and whipped cream, topped with a maraschino cherry"

AKA why we where kicked out of garden of Eden

And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

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I am a creature of the midwest , And I'll have everyone know here that we serve it in all the ways from straight can to mashed to folded in desserts all on the same table, we should not fight but band together for the real yet lesser known Enemy.

GLORIFIED RICE

And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

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you are like an empty tip jar

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When my friend said "mouthwashing is mostly about toxic masculinity" I thought "toxic masculinity is bad, but I can't get THAT bad right?"

...

Jesus fucking christ.

It can.

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MARIO TENNIS CHALLENGERS AU

That's all.

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Well let them in.

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You know what, fuck it

*enables vagina*

Edit: I woke up at 3am thinking this was the funniest shit, wtf was I thinking

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3 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘RED (Taylor’s Version)’

(On November 12, 2021)

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Deadass the transition from all to well and 22 feels like

"Sorry for randomly trauma dumping you want a margarita?"

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TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION THERE'S A WASP ON THE CORNER OF MY WINDOW AND I HAVE TO OPEN THAT SAME WINDOW TO RELEASE IT WOULD IT STING ME IF I TRIED TO OPEN THE WINDOW

Posted 54 minutes ago. There's no way this fucker isn't dead.

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