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Consider: A situation that will probably Not Happen, but I wanted to write anyway

~Lance gets captured by Lotor and his Generals, and is tied up on their ship.~

Lotor: "...are you staring at me, Blue Paladin?"

Lance: "Oh, uh, sorry. It's just...okay I know you're our enemy and I'm supposed to hate you but your hair is just super nice? Please tell me what products you use on it.

Lotor: ASDFGHJKL---you, uh, I mean, that's not---Narti stop laughing!

Narti: *continues laughing*

Lotor: "..."

Lotor: "You...really like my hair?"

Lance: "Yeah, man! It's so silky and with how much fighting you must do I'm impressed with how well-maintained it is. I'm jealous."

Lotor, now blushing: "I do try to keep it tied back or under a helmet during battles. It...comes from my Altean side, so it's often looked down upon. Even a Prince cannot seem to escape the hatred Full-Bloods have for Halfings and Partial-Bloods. I am not often complimented on it...thank you, um..."

Lance: "The name's Lance, handsome." *winks*

Lotor: *internal screaming, full face blush parallel to Lance's blush when he first saw Allura*

Lotor's Generals: *laughing their asses off bc their boss is WEAK*

Lotor: "Well, Lance...listen, I'm sorry about how this all happened. Neither of us chose to be where or how we are now and I know I'm pretty messed up, but would you mind...coming at this with a blank slate, so to speak? Where we are not Galran Prince and Voltron Paladin, but simply two people with a shared appreciation for beauty and cosmetics? Because I will gladly tell you my hair secrets if you tell me your skincare routine. It's so smooth and clear!"

Lance: "Sure thing! We can make a spa day out of it."

Lotor: "Holy quiznak I love you, Zethrid untie him, Acxa cancel my anti-Voltron agenda, Ezor send a message to my parents saying I quit and have joined the Blue Paladin. Narti stop laughing I swear to Space God I will post embarrassing pictures of you and Kovu on SpaceBook."

~Meanwhile, Team Voltron, watching the whole thing via Pidge's hacking I guess idk~

Keith: "WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"

Allura: "Did Lance's flirting just save the Universe."

Hunk: "The one this Zarkon didn't account for - The Gays (tm)."

Shiro: "Oh so when I get captured by the Galra I get tortured and lose my arm. When Lance gets captured by the Galra he gets a boyfriend. Unbelieveable."

Pidge: *cackling*

Coran, with a single tear in his eye: "That's my boy."

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we are going to have to make sure fandom is a safe space for everyone because it’s about to be the only safe space for certain people to exist in

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just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

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There will never be a tiktok as good as this one I think about it all the time it is VISCERAL

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Once again thinking of the Kill Bill sirens that must have started going off in Jiang Cheng’s very soul when he realized that the person who kidnapped their nephew (their nephew!) and tied him up in the burial mounds was Jin Guangyao… love that for them and their relationship. Jin Guangyao should in fact have kidnapped Jiang Cheng to Dongying about it so they could have an escalating series of domestic disputes on a boat.

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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

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You know those fanfics where Zidian evolves into a magic snake? That's the idea but it's the fuzzy worm thing.

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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.

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reread a lot of mdzs while going through the book for quotes recently, and wow jiang cheng really does not show his love through his words at all. somehow everything he says is acerbic, cruel, or both.

but then you look at jiang cheng's actions instead, and it turns out this guy's actually busting his ass really hard for his loved ones? wei wuxian gets beaten by gusu lan, and jiang cheng carries him back. wei wuxian and lan wangji get trapped in the murder turtle cave, and jiang cheng runs for seven days without rest to rescue them. jiang cheng and jiang yanli secretly visit wei wuxian in yiling. helicopter-parent jiang cheng goes charging up dafan mountain the moment jin ling sends a distress signal flare. jiang cheng goes running after jin ling whenever he gets into trouble. when jin ling cries, he cries to jiang cheng. and - of course - jiang cheng only got his core melted in the first place because he led the wen patrol away to save wei wuxian.

what's interesting is that, whenever jiang cheng is saying or doing something cruel, the narration always adds a few extra sentences describing how cruel jiang cheng is being. an aside about sect leader jiang's infamous ruthlessness, wei wuxian's snarky commentary about how jiang cheng can never let a grievance go, or just a description of the vicious sneer twisting jiang cheng's face - the narration never just lets jiang cheng's actions or words stand on their own.

however, whenever jiang cheng does something kind, the narration does not comment on it at all. it merely describes what jiang cheng did before moving on immediately. almost as if we aren't meant to take note at all.