Had a running bit for the first few months of living in my current house where I would do the Bigfoot pose every time my housemates walked into the room. Apparently I’m not particularly good at the bigfoot pose.
(Had the draft for this sitting in my WIPs folder for many moons, like an absurd amount of moons. Anyways, I finally finished it.)
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Kill me once, shame on you.
Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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I wasted an hour of my life on this
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I’ve befriended a socially progressive octopus
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Doctors should snark at each other more, be a bit mean. Not for no reason, mind you. But if five doctors blow me off about symptoms and doctor number six FINALLY runs actual tests and gets a diagnosis, I think it should be Doctor Six's right to call up the other five and tell them they're lazy pieces of shit. That should be socially encouraged. Those first five doctors clearly can't listen to patients, but maybe another doctor might finally get to them.
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Support group
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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a warning
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stumbled across some of my printer opinions that i don't recall writing but am correct about
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Another by Josh Luna
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“it’s name was dipper? that almost sounds like a person’s name! but now it’s my puppet.”
im the worst
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CK9C making You Can’t Hide be like:
Thinking about how every person who ever liked Funtime Freddy individually listened to That Part of You Can’t Hide and immediately went: “holy shit. Yup. Yeah. That uh- that sure is it isn’t it?”
me included obviously…
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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
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