papergeorge

[papergeorge]

Why, thank you.  I got it from the toy store downtown.  And, um, I only went in there because I was, uh, buying a gift.  For my... nephew.

Okay, that's not true, I don't even have a nephew.  I just really wanted to go in the toy store.

Where did you get it, man? It’s really cool! 

[papergeorge]

Hm... Yeah, you're right, that probably wouldn't be a good idea.  Dammit.  I wish I could fly.

Ah! That’s amazing! Just don’t jump off any buildings! That might not end well!

[papergeorge]

Oh, thank you.  You know, I've been looking for someone to be my wind.

Let me hold your cape! 

I do a way better wind than you.

[papergeorge]

[giggling] Look, I'm Super George.

[papergeorge]

Yeah.  It is.  But, you know, it's a living.

Not gonna lie, that sounds terrible.

[papergeorge]

The accounting firm in town.

Where do you work?

[papergeorge]

Honestly, it's not.

That doesn’t sound fun…

[papergeorge]

That's a dreadfully good point.  In fact, Wednesdays and Thursdays aren't that great, either.

Tuesday is even worse… It’s like a monday hangover.

[papergeorge]

It's most definitely, without a hint of a doubt, sarcasm.  I don't exactly enjoy my job.

Is that sarcasm I sense? That sounds horrible. 

[papergeorge]

Yeah, I was just attempting some casual sarcasm.  In actuality, I couldn't agree more.  And I don't even know what Topshop is.

Uh, there are a lot of things better than work on Mondays. Like candy. And Topshop. Actually everything.

[papergeorge]

Exactly.  Though, I have to say, my week isn't really off to a great start so far.

Fresh start to the week. [nods]

[papergeorge]

Yeah, I don't think I've ever met someone like that.  It's pretty unique of you.  You know, in a good way.

That's a fabulous idea.  I'll have to try that.  Maybe it'll help me be more optimistic about my job.

Really? I’m aware that a lot pf people hate Mondays, but they’ve always been my favorite days… even if that’s weird.

That’s a fair point. Why don’t you look for extra activities to cheer you up after a day of work? Maybe that’d help. Or simply try to make the day better, with like… playing happy songs on your way to work, have an abundant breakfast. Some times the little details change everything.

[papergeorge]

A very good point.  I suppose that makes up for it.

Ah, yes. Absolutely thrilling. Hey, at least you’re bettering the economy!

[papergeorge]

That's the most brilliant idea I've ever heard in my life.  You, sir, are the future.

Mondays are the actual worst. There should be no work on Mondays. That way, you’d had 3 free days, and Tuesdays aren’t that awful.

[papergeorge]

Nah, you could probably just leave me.  Dragons are cool as hell.

If that ever happens, will I have to rescue you from a dragon or some shit? Because no offense, boo, I ain’t moving unless I get some compensation for that. [laughs] She’s got a patent on it.

[papergeorge]

I second that.

It’s the greatest joy you can feel in life.

[papergeorge]

Definitely more exciting.

He’s a cook in a few places. Does that sound more exciting or less exciting than your work?