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She is and that's the problem

Would just like to make an important announcement.

That is that my mother will only refer to Miss Minutes as "the Jurassic park clock" because watching episode 1, she said that it was Mr. DNA from Jurassic Park in a different font

Do with this what you want.

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Would just like to make an important announcement.

That is that my mother will only refer to Miss Minutes as "the Jurassic park clock" because watching episode 1, she said that it was Mr. DNA from Jurassic Park in a different font

Do with this what you want.

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Throwback to when marvel released the full cut of Zemo dancing, and my mother came to me to explain to her why a dancing terrorist was what she saw first when she opened google, and nothing about the death of prince Philip

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I have just spent a hour trying to get my mom to accept that Tom Hiddleston is a ginger

All attempts have been unsuccessful

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That would be my usual response, but it was like 5am. I was confused as to why she was on tiktok at the time.

I have no idea what's happening right now

My mother just sent me not one but TWO Sebas Stan thirst traps...

How do I respond to that

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I have no idea what's happening right now

My mother just sent me not one but TWO Sebas Stan thirst traps...

How do I respond to that

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How do explain to someone (without sounding weird) who thinks cosplay is weird, that no I'm not just staring at Sebastian Stan, I'm looking to upgrade my Winter Soldier cosplay, and I'm trying to go as screen accurate as possible

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it’s jsut fucked up that we bred pigeons to be our companions and then when we no longer had use of them we just abandoned them and now we treate them like menaces and pests and  people want them dead they are our FRIENDS

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Excuse me , what do notp mean ?

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Mobius, reading about Loki betraying Odin: Look at this! You played him like a fiddle!

Loki: oh no, Mobius, fiddles are actually difficult to play

Loki: I played that bastard like the cheap kazoo he was.

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That horrifying moment when you decide to look into what has happened in the town you lived in for 4 years as a small child and is the reason you are very supernaturally aware, thought everyone could seeand/or feel ghosts for a very long , and is the reason you have never once been scared by horror movies, and scary stories. JUST TO FIND that it was a sight for countless Native American massacres, and has an extremely high rate of paranormal activity.

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reblog if the little bites huge dogs use to take food from you

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Good news everyone

My girlfriend just gave me permission to fight God and take his place...

Off I go

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On today's episode of my Mom and I have a very interesting relationship (this is actually from a few days ago but whatever)

So we're driving and we were coming up with casts for live action disney movies to pass the time, because why not.

While working on Hercules she said Tom Hiddleston as Hades. And I was like ok yeah that works he's tall, and was moving onto the next thing.

Then she looks at me confused and is like "wait how tall is he" so I told her "like 6'3" why".... shes stares out the window for a minute and the response I got was and I quote "He just got 10 times hotter. The TV lies there's no way he's that tall"

She looked both happy and upset with this news, so do with that what you will

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Hello everyone I have an announcement....

I love my girlfriend that is all

On a completely unrelated note, I'm off to fight God

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Dear everyone posting pics of Sebastian as Tommy Lee and simping, keep doing what you're doing

But normally I would say yes Seb is a fine ass man, but I couldn't figure out what it was about this look that I couldn't find attractive. Cuz normally eyeliner, tattoos, and piercings are my favorite.

But today I was visiting my Dads side of the family, and my stupid ass biological father looks like what you get buying Seb as Tommy Lee from Walmart

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Tom Hiddleston as Thomas Sharpe is the definition of gender envy