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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED
POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET
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Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
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Hi hello neurodivergent people who love clicky button, i am a neurodivergent person and I am interested in what kind of hyperfixations are most common! If you have multiple current hyperfixations (me too), choose the main one!
if you are willing to please reblog so I can reach more neurodivergent people and get more interesting results!
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Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics
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everyone talks about their first video game console but what was like, YOUR video game console? The one you had the most fun on, that you had when you played the most games, the one that really defines what a games console is in your mind. Like, my first console was a Nintendo 64 but the console closest to my heart, that I played the most on and have the most memories of is the Xbox 360.
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it is not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink
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i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face
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This is Eggen, and she has her own Instagram! @cheese_eggen
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Anonymous said:
Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?
meowth, control yourself
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Why do people like honey so much. It literally burns ur tingue
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this post hasn't left my mind since i've first saw it
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the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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