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hey, can I ask for towa's lines? the flower boy is so cute and I love him so much
Towa is my favorite, I think! He's maybe second to Taiga. Maybe.
TOWA'S MIGHT BE A LITTLE FASTER SINCE HE CAN ONLY SPEAK AFTER 4PM. THAT MEANS HE HAS LESS LINES. But some of them are still. . .Towa's a bit of a trip sometimes. but that's why i love him.
Hello: (the first time the game is opened after that character is set as home screen NPC. Only happens once per day, unless the character is switched out and back.) (between 5am and 4pm)
"...! ~~~~♪ ~~~~♪"
(between 4pm and 5am)
"Ah! Dandelion, I found you!"
You've Got Mail: (between 4pm and 5am. whenever there's something in the inbox, usually Arena rewards)
"Hmm? You've got some mail. Let me see it too!"
Default: (requires no affinity) (between 5am and 4pm)
"~~~♪"
(between 4pm and 5am)
"I can't see the stars from here... Come on, Dandelion! Let's go somewhere higher!"
"I picked this for you. It's a clover! Look look, it has five leaves!"
Affinity 1: (between 5am and 11am)
"~~~~"
Affinity 2: (between 11am and 4pm)
"...! ...!"
Affinity 3: (between 4pm and 8pm)
"..."
Affinity 4: (between 8pm and 5am)
"Huh? Where did Haru go?"
Affinity 5: (between 8pm and 5am)
"I'm going out."
Affinity 6: (between 4pm and 8pm)
"~~~~! ~~~~♪"
Affinity 7: (between 11am and 4pm)
"~~! ~~! ~~~~!"
Affinity 8: (between 8pm and 5am)
"...It's going to rain again tomorrow. I'll go tell Haru."
aren't you the one who makes it rain. . .do you wanna talk about it. . . .
Affinity 9: (between 8pm and 5am)
"Where are you going, Dandelion? Take me with you!"
Affinity 10: (between 10pm and midnight)
"Haru always goes off somewhere by himself around this time. He calls it "Grown-up R&R.""
Haru really treats them like they're his kids huh lmao. . . .
Affinity 11: (between 5am and 11am)
"~~~~! ~~♪ ~~~~♪"
Affinity 12: (between 11am and 4pm)
"~~~~~~!"
Affinity 13: (between 4pm and 8pm)
"...?"
Affinity 14: (between 5am and 11am)
"...? ~~~~♪"
Affinity 15: (between 8pm and 5am)
"Haru told me he's going patrolling again. I don't get it—they're all going to die someday anyway."
HARSH? Towa legit does not care about the wellbeing of these animals lmao. THE PLANTS WILL DIE TOO BUT YOU'RE STILL TAKING CARE OF THEM. . . .
Affinity 16: (between 8pm and 5am)
"I wish that Wolfsbane would go away."
i would like to add that based on Ren's voicelines he does not just wish he would go away, he may be actively attempt to poison him to death.
"Towa keeps trying to make me drink some kind of rice porridge with weird flowers in it... "
considering he calls him "Wolfsbane" and fed the player a Dandelion it's fair to assume the flowers in the porridge are wolfsbane. . .which are poisonous. He just wants to be left alone with Haru. . .he's yandere, just not for the player lol not that we've seen so far anyway.
Affinity 17: (between 10pm and midnight)
"You're going to bed already? But I want to talk more! Stay up with me!"
it's not like he gets the chance to talk much during the day, so i get why he says that.
Affinity 18: (between 8pm and 5am)
"Boo! Heh heh Were you scared?"
Affinity 19: (between 10pm and midnight)
"You can't sleep, Dandelion? Come over here, I'll cuddle you."
Affinity 20: (between 8pm and 5am)
"Hm? Are you afraid of that carnivore? Don't worry—I'm the boss around here."
the beasts know not to fuck with Towa because Towa is Weather Incarnate and You Do Not Fuck With Nature.
Affinity 21: (between 8pm and 5am)
"Dandelion, come here. Let's tell each other more love stories today."
'dandelion read me your fanfiction! i'll read you mine too, don't feel embarassed!'
Affinity 22: (between 8pm and 5am)
"That tree on the hill over there says it's been waiting for a really long time. Can you hear it? It's crying again."
he speaks to plants! and plants speak back to him!! and the trees are sad. i wonder what it's been waiting for. . . . shit like this makes me think Towa is the spy, if it isn't Kaito. why can you talk to animals and plants and control weather to the point that animals are scared of you. why do you have such a strong lack of regard for the lives of others. why do you have perfect night vision. that's so much. it's a little suspicious.
Affinity 23: (between 8pm and 5am)
"When you meet your soulmate, it feels like getting struck by lightning. Did you know that? Have you felt it, Dandelion?"
'you haven't? (sky darkens) would you like to?'
Affinity 24: (between 10pm and midnight)
"Heh heh ♪ Are you tired, Dandelion? You're so weak. It's cute."
what. what does that mean. what is that attitude about. . .although we've kinda seen that Towa has a bit of a power complex before, so him thinking you're weak and cute and finding it charming and valuing how much stronger than you he is kinda tracks. . . . that or my guy likes the asshole boyfriend type trope in his romance stories.. that or he saw how much other people liked it and followed accordingly. after Ed revealed that Towa used to be much more uncaring and cruel towards things that are small and weak this really hits different. . .do you think Towa gets cute aggression--
Affinity 25(max): (between 8pm and 5am)
"Do you like me, Dandelion? Because I love you!"
Spring: (March-May) (between 5am and 11am)
"~~... ~~... ...!"
(between 11am and 4pm)
"...! ...! ~~~~♪"
(between 4pm and 8pm)
"I love spring. It's when lots of flowers bloom. And did you know the Japanese word for spring is haru? Just like Haru's name!"
(between 8pm and 5am)
"This is a cherry blossom petal. It's for you! Look—they're sweet and yummy so I collected all these ones for my treasure box."
Summer: (June-August) (between 5am and 11am)
"~~~~? ..."
(between 11am and 4pm)
"....! ..."
(between 4pm and 8pm)
"Have you heard of cherry bombs before? Haru won't buy me any, so I'm looking for them on my own. If you see them blooming somewhere, could you tell me?"
this line feels a little more clear in japanese, if only because i didn't know what a cherry bomb is myself. Towa is asking for 'hanabi'--fireworks. 'hana' in 'hanabi' is Japanese for 'flower' so he thinks 'hanabi'/fireworks are a type of flower. Haru understandably doesn't trust Towa with fireworks, but likely doesn't realize what he wants is a flower. as for english, a cherry bomb is a type of firework! so it does work similarly, as in this case Towa is trying to plant what he likely assumes to be an anomalous fruit.
(between 8pm and 5am)
"Look, you can see the Milky Way tonight. Did you know Orihime and Hikoboshi can only meet once a year? I could never wait that long to see my soulmate."
Orihime and Hikoboshi are from a Japanese myth about the Vega and Altair stars! They're separated by the Milky Way and can only meet one day each year. This myth is celebrated in the holiday Tanbata.
Autumn: (September-November) (between 5am and 11am)
"....♪"
(between 11am and 4pm)
"~~~~! ...♪"
(between 4pm and 8pm)
"These leaves are really pretty, but they taste bad..."
oh bby don't eat the dying leaves. . . . .
(between 8pm and 5am)
"Iris went home because he said it's dangerous to stay out in the dark. I can still see fine though, even in the caves!"
Iris is Zenji, btw! Iris are also poison flowers, so he likely doesn't like Zenji much haha. Also apparently Towa has night vision. another sus point. am i gonna make a post about everything suspicious about Towa? probably. why's he have like seven powers???
Winter: (December-February) (between 5am and 11am)
"...? ....!"
(between 11am and 4pm)
"~~~~♪ ~~~~♪ ~~~~♪"
(between 4pm and 8pm)
"I told Coriander I wanted to play in the snow, but he said no. Is it really true that you'll die if you play outside on cold nights?"
Coriander is Kaito! I have no idea why he calls him that lol
(between 8pm and 5am)
"What? Are you cold, Dandelion? I'll cuddle you, so come outside and play with me!"
'hey is it true you'll die if you play out in the cold at night? do you wanna come di--uh play with me?'
His birthday: (March 23, between 4pm and 5am)
"Yep, it's my birthday today! You want to give me a present? Okay, then tell me who you like!"
do you promise not to electrocute them
Your birthday: (between 4pm and 5am)
"Happy birthday, Dandelion! I picked this Aphrodite Orchid for you from a secret spot. Say "ah"!"

it's pretty! and named after a goddess of beauty! And sexual love.
New Years: (January 1st, between 4pm and 5am)
"Haru told me that today's a special day in Japan. Are you happy, Dandelion?"
hey why don't you know what New Years Day is Towa. . .then again I guess Haru didn't notice it happened either. He just wants you to be happy!
Valentine's Day: (February 14th, between 4pm and 5am)
"I know what these are! They're Valentine's Day chocolates! They're Coriander's favorite food. You're giving them to me? Thanks...?"
Can he even eat chocolate considering he only eats plants. . .maybe you should've given him like. chocolate dipped rose petals. . . .
White Day: (March 14th, between 4pm and 5am)
"This is for you! It's a white rose! They only bloom in one special place on that mountain. It's for the chocolates you gave me."
Somehow he knows about White Day though! maybe he showed Haru or Ren the chocolates and they told him to make sure you got a return gift.
April Fool's Day: (April 1st, between 4pm and 5am)
"Haru's a dope! I hate liars! You won't lie to me, will you, Dandelion?"
Haru played a prank and Towa did NOT appreciate it huh. . .no jokes and no lies unless you wanna be given a poisonous flower. . . .
Halloween: (October 31st, between 4pm and 5am)
"Trick or treat! If you don't give me lots of delicious flowers, I'm going to play a trick on you! "
the trick is 'a storm large enough to flood your home :D'
Christmas: (December 25th, between 4pm and 5am)
"Heh heh ♪ Merry Christmas! I heard you're supposed to spend today with your soulmate! I can't wait!"
Idle: (about 20 seconds without interacting with the game) (between 5am and 4pm)
"~~! ~~~~! ..."
(between 4pm and 5am)
"Are you done yet? I hate waiting. Come play with me!"
Absent: (logging in for the first time in 2 or more days?) (between 5am and 4pm)
"...! ~~~~♪ ~~~~~~~~♪"
(between 4pm and 5am)
"Where were you, Dandelion? I've been waiting here all this time. Come give me a sorry cuddle."
WHOO ALL DONE. I love him so much, he's just. . .he's actually kind of mean lmao! But I love that about him, he's so. . .he both is and is not what you expect. He's very childish but like. . .cruel in the way a child can be, sort of? I JUST. REALLY ENJOY HIS CHARACTER. He's such a loving sweetheart until something agitates him even a little bit lmao. . . .
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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Just remember 60 people signed on to stab Caesar and he only had 23 stab wounds, the real moral of the story is group projects have always just been like that
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

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Time to… seal the deal… with love. ✨⭐️
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Okay so I'm a security guard, right
And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement
And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either
But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for
And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to
And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do
And I fucking
I fucking. Start danCING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING
LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER
and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"
AND
FUCKING
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE
IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE
I HATE MYSELFD
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no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.
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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming
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UPDATE

They’re lovers again now?? What the hell is going on with them. Rin. Sozo. Babies. Please. Don’t play with my heart. 😭 i need my harem to love each other. Or at least figure out their fucking feelings.
The quickest lovers to enemies I’ve ever seen



Like. The first two notifications happened so close together I was able to record it on my switch. Just so quick from “I love you” to “i’m going to rip your fucking face off”
I’m also married to them both. 🙃 so of my spouses I have 2 that hate each other, and a lethally jealous spouse. I’m really doing well with my harem here.
#cult of the lamb screenshots#cult of the lamb narinder#cult of the lamb sozo#cult of the lamb harems#cult of the lamb#cotl
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The quickest lovers to enemies I’ve ever seen



Like. The first two notifications happened so close together I was able to record it on my switch. Just so quick from “I love you” to “i’m going to rip your fucking face off”
I’m also married to them both. 🙃 so of my spouses I have 2 that hate each other, and a lethally jealous spouse. I’m really doing well with my harem here.
#cult of the lamb#cotl#cult of the lamb screenshots#cult of the lamb narinder#cult of the lamb sozo#cult of the lamb goat
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