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Time to… seal the deal… with love. ✨⭐️

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Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

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no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

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UPDATE

They’re lovers again now?? What the hell is going on with them. Rin. Sozo. Babies. Please. Don’t play with my heart. 😭 i need my harem to love each other. Or at least figure out their fucking feelings.

The quickest lovers to enemies I’ve ever seen

Like. The first two notifications happened so close together I was able to record it on my switch. Just so quick from “I love you” to “i’m going to rip your fucking face off”

I’m also married to them both. 🙃 so of my spouses I have 2 that hate each other, and a lethally jealous spouse. I’m really doing well with my harem here.

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sheep game yayay

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The quickest lovers to enemies I’ve ever seen

Like. The first two notifications happened so close together I was able to record it on my switch. Just so quick from “I love you” to “i’m going to rip your fucking face off”

I’m also married to them both. 🙃 so of my spouses I have 2 that hate each other, and a lethally jealous spouse. I’m really doing well with my harem here.

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“What seems to be the problem, officer?”

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I didn't realize how disgusting light bulbs were till I had to dump THOUSANDS of them into a gaylord. I am now dingey and smell like grandmas ashes

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

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Actually dying what in the world am I doing, this meme was too funny

Have another cracked meme, please enjoy thank you orz

(And no way am I drawing Lucifer again, so png it was)

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Darkwick Shitposting

I just had a really stupid thought

If just like

The tokyo debunker MC like actually leading an investigation

And talking to some rando about whatever anomaly they’re investigating

And instead of introducing everyone by name or predetermined aliases just like

Making a reference to something from their childhood.

Like “who are you guys?”

“Oh we’re the teen girl squad. That’s Cheerleader, over there is So-And-So, he’s What’s Her Face, and I’m the Ugly One. So about this ghost-“

“Hi I’m Charlie and these are my unicorns.”

“Hi I’m Paul and this is my friend Carl.”<-that one is specifically with Taiga

“I’m Bella and these are the two men fighting over me, Edward and Jacob.” As they gesture to Ed and Lyca

I just think the reactions, both from the rando and the boys would be fucking hilarious. The thought of like Rui just going along with it and still being a flirty fuck. The whole of Sinostra (and probably Mortkrankenn tbh) refusing to let MC introduce anyone because who knows what the fuck they’ll say.

Chaotic MCs are the best imo

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Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

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Me? Obsessed with Leshy?

What makes you think that?

I’ve been creating the to-do list for my kitchen while serving breakfast (i work in a school) and I can’t help but doodle when I’m thinking about what to add or when I’m done but waiting for more kids. My co-workers (older and non-gamers) love my “cute little characters” 😂

But Leshy has become a comfort character and i cannot for the life of me understand how that happened. I love him so much. But I hate bugs. But Leshy 🥺