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I just wanna see what good luck could happen to me. Maybe someone to date, maybe my grades raise, or I don't know, WRITING INSPIRATION, PLEASE!!!!! that's all 🙃

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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No one ask for the context pls, just a random thought

But like...

Jin from Tokyo Debunker sounds like Sai from Naruto if they ever make an English dub

Tohma as (a nicer sounding) Claude from Black Butler

Luca and Kaito sound like Gray and Nastu from Fairy Tail

Alan as Aki Hayakawa from Chainsaw (also Itsuomi from A sign of affection which seems like an amazing show)

Leo as Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club (or Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen)

Sho as Ueonoyama from Given

Haru as Vash the Stampede from Trigun Stampede

Towa as Chilcuck from Delicious in Dungeon

Ren as Law from One Piece

Taiga as Dabi from MHA (cause of the smoking)

Romeo is Kayea from Genshin Impact

Ritsu is Mahito from Jujutsu Kaisen

Subaru is Yuki from Fruits Basket

Haku is Miyamura from Horimiya

Zenji is Astarion from Baldur's Gate

Edward is Hua Cheng from Heaven Official's Blessing

Rui is Thoma from Genshin Impact

Lyca is Genya from Demon Slayer

Yuri is Monoma from MHA

Jiro is Ushiwaka from Haikyuu

Dante is Mr Yang from Honkai Star Rail

Hyde is Kakashi from Naruto

Cornelius is Cristina Vee from literally f/_/cking everything

Professor Moby as Koro Sensei from Assassination Classroom (because hell yes)

(MC, just for the hell of it, is Pieck from AOT)

this was a whole thought, sorry about that...but also a random

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Hi... I have nothing but Haley from Stardew Valley... Don't ask about the eraser... Pls enjoy 🙃

(Pls note, I tried to make her a bit chubbier like in the main pic in the lower one and the top chibi, but I didn't do that good and I'm sorry)

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I GET IT!!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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Hey, hella random, and not a reblog! But enjoy this rendition of Idia Shroud I made with my lil head cannons in it, casual wear version cause f them uniforms, complicated as hell and I applaud those that do draw them daily

(Also the girl names are two of my Twisted Wonderland OCs, check out my book shameless promo)

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Exactly me, Deuce us an Angel who get dragged along with me, and Ace is the one doing the dragging because he's a bi-

I love how ADeuce fans treat the two of them, it’s hilarious. It reminds me of how dog owners act with their dogs vs how cat owners are with their cat.

Fans with Deuce: This is Deuce, he’s a rescue and we love him very much, he is a perfect Angel and he tries his best every day-

Fans with Ace: This is Ace, we pulled him out of a trash can and now he won’t leave us alone. He has caused every problem in this world and everything is his fault. He is the king of bastards and despised by all who meet him.

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I'mma need that duck back rn... Like, rn rn... Pls

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VIL, I'M TO GAY FOR THIS SHIT!!!!

Something really lgbt happened to me

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He's VERY-

Little apple 🍎🍏

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Hey... I have a book for twisted wonderland... I wanna tell y'all about it then put the links, k? K

So, it goes with the normal games timeline/follows the plot pretty closely. A magicless human is suddenly sent to their world and they try to figure out how to get back home while dealing with teenage boys and their magical bullshit, right? Well... Magical boys and girls. Only 8 though. Why?

The mirror decided to do an experiment and test to see how girls would do at the school so it could see if more should join.

Enjoy more drama than before!

Links ⤵

Quotev:

Wattpad:

https://www.wattpad.com/story/335385423-twisted-wonderland-the-experiment?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=griffinclaw130&wp_originator=lqugjb7dwgqdnyc7u0q1qr7iryhwmnv4pkrrymw3tutcxs0%2biswbiuz5wto21db5wlrwpx6otvxvnqghgi8pikirmbhwrft6ocdtpbw0hkfm8xbms4cq0pdop6ivn00u

(I'm sorry idk how to do the pretty link for Wattpad)

These are the only two, you can repost it into a different language but please give me credit.

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how write book?

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So, this has been in my mind for a bit, so I decided "hey, why not make some head cannons of some of the realistic features twisted wonderland boys would have". Ya know, like hooked noses, pimples, that kind of shit, not so much the same face syndrome! So, enjoy!... And I'll try not to bully Ace and Sebek this time! (Freaking Christmas coded @$$es 🤣)

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Thick lashes: Vil, Epel, Silver (basically cannon for these three), Riddle, Lilia, Azul

Freckles: Ruggie, Rook (fully body for both, but Rook uses make-up to hide it), Kalim, Cater, Ace (over the bridge of their noses), Jack, Epel (mostly surrounding their eyes), Leona (minimal, so you can barely see it unless you stare at him hard)

Hooked nose: Cater, Rook, Sebek, Idia

Button nose: Epel, Azul, Kalim, Ortho, Floyd (literally the only other way to tell him and Jade apart), Deuce

Upturned nose: Riddle, Jamil, Ruggie, Jack, Leona (give them beastmen easier sniffing access), Lilia, Silver (like father like son even though they aren't related), Ace

Straight nose: Vil, Malleus, Trey, Jade

Moles (not like the noticeable one like Azul, like tiny tiny, would have to look for it to find it): Riddle (On his right eyelid), Vil (one on his ear lobe and two on his neck, almost like a vampire bite 😏), Ruggie (they blend with the freckles, but there is a difference between the two, and they're randomly place, also one right behind his left ear), Trey (two small ones above his left eyebrow Sakusa Kiyoomi looking ass), Jamil (one slightly below his eye), Sebek (one under his right eyebrow and one above his lip on the same side), Ace (right under where the point of the heart marking end)

Stretch marks: Azul, Jack, Sebek (muscles cause stretch marks too, specially if you work out)

Pimples: Ruggie, Leona, Ace, Deuce, Rook (another thing his make-up covers), Idia

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If there are any other types of more realistic features I could add! And also tell me some of your own thoughts of what twisted wonderland boys would have what feature. I hope you enjoyed these head cannons! Inbox is open and you are free to ask or request any of the ones listed in my dash! Enjoy the moment! 🥰

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I'll be honest... I haven't really played this game in a while, and I'm still very early in the game 😅😅😅. HOWEVER, I STILL HAD THIS POST MADE, AND IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO SHARE! So, enjoy!

Once again will be talking about the length, width, hair, and how they look overall

Warning: Dick talk. Spicy spicy

Credits to game for pictures

Part two:

7 Brothers

Lucifer

... No one come for me, but he ain't my favorite, I'M SORRY

However, not my favorite he may be, he had a GLORIOUS dick!

And this boy is a demon, so he's larger then these human boys

For your sake, I'll say he's 11 maximum (won't go above that for anyone, apologies)

The width is above average, and VEINY, VEINY, VEINY!!

There's one very prominent one that goes around the underside from left to right

And, this is Lucifer, he is very well trimmed down there, little to no hair

Overall, very nice

Mammon

Here comes the-BOY, hEILO BOY wElcOmE, thErE hE iS!

But anyway, second born is next, Mammon!

So, I'll start right off that it is 100% pierced

Which one? Any and all

But for me personally I like to think he has a Jacobs ladder, a magic cross, and a public, either that or a prince albert and deep shaft

Point is HE'S GOT A FEW!!

Now the length is an 8 or 10.5, no in betweens

The width is actually pretty average, like slightly above it to give a good stretch but not rip you in half, ya know?

He is also a bit veiny, and has multiple going across it

It also fades into like a deep red, but the tip is more blushy red then the rest

As for said tip, slightly wider then the dick

Hair is... There, definitely

HE KEEPS IT CLEAN THO AND EVEN HAS A TRAIL, BUT LIKE, he keeps a bit to much

Blinged out for sure, 10/10

Leviathan

SNAKE BOY OTAKU, I LOVE YOU, MUAH

And I'll get right into it, speaking of snake...

• Yeah, he has 2 dicks, no questions asked I WILL STAND BY IT, UNTIL THE DAY I-hit over head with pan and knocks out

Uhm, anyway, the dicks look the same, but one is wider than the other

Now length is about 8.5 minimum

The widths, like I said, one is larger than the other, and they're both above average in width so.... Yeah, it might rip you in half 😅

The hair is there and not as bad as you think!

True, it's not the cleanest there is, but it's not a bush!

Side note this is solely for simping purposes but what if it was tattooed with a snake wrapping around them, ok bai

Satan

Hehehheeh, this is gonna be fun

I'll say he's, oh, about 11 inches... Same as Lucifer... For reasons 😁

Unlike Lucifer, he has an ombre to pale pink, with the tip being a darker shade of pink, not red though

For width he's actually pretty skinny, but not like a stick, ya know?

Also VERY veiny, ya feel me? It's just buldg-knocked out again

Ugh, what?

Oh, uh, anyway

Tip is actually a bit wider the rest of the dick

Whoever gets to use it is very lucky

Asmodeus

HE'S SO HANDSOME, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

Personally, I would let him use me ANY day!

But that's not what I'm here to talk about,

I'm here to talk about his glorious dick

But.... It can change shape so..... Yeah, enjoy more of my personal opinions

First off, pierced, prince Albert all the way, just for aesthetics and because he knows it would feel better, and it's rose gold, cause again, aesthetics

Secondly, he can change it to fit anyone's needs, but he can't go smaller than 4 inches or larger than 12 (8 is usually where he is)

Thirdly, the width.

"I like them skinny and scrawny." "Skinny and scrawny?" "Skinny and scrawny" but again, it can change shape, just for just himself he'll be slightly skinny

It is a very nice ombre of skin to pink to dark pink, not just the tip being dark pink, it's an ombre

The hair is obviously well trimmed, because he knows how to take care of himself unlike some people

But... He has a trail, because he knows people think it's hot

HE IS JUST SO DAMN FINE AND HE KNOWS IT AND WE KNOW IT AND JUST AHHHHHHH-

Beelzebub

Now I know I said I wouldn't go above 11 inches.... But for this man I have to, he's like 12, veiny, and HELLA thick!!

And when I sat thick I mean can and will hurt during penetration even after prepping

And for the veins there are two very prominent ones, one that spirals underneath from one side to the other, and another that is just straight on top

The color is a very nice vibrant red most of the time, the tip slightly darker too

Speaking of!

The tip is actually the same width as the rest of it becauseifitwasn'titwouldbreakus

...Onto the hair

Now there is a good bit down there, just bordering on being a bush, but it's not from him not shaving! He just grows hair very fast

But on the plus side... That means a bit of a trail

That v line be hella deep-BONK

Belphegor

Hello other twin 🙃

Let's get started by saying he's 10 inches, no arguments, he just gives off that vibe???

He's also skinny, but will still stretch you in the best way

Throughout his dick is a pale pink while the tip is a bright blushy pink Also the tip is slightly larger than the rest of it

Somewhat veiny

And now the hair....it's a bush

Not even an attractive one, and it's from a lack of care unlike his twin

Part two:

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I hope you enjoyed these head cannons! Inbox is open and you are free to ask or request for certain series from my dash! Enjoy the moment! 🥰

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Hello~ this is a part two, I will link part 1 below, and this will also be linked in part one when I'm done! The same rules apply, talk about dicks length, width, hair, and a bit of how they look overall. So, hope you enjoy!

Warning: Dick talk. Spicy spicy

Credits to game for pictures

Part one:

Undateables

Diavolo

Hello your Highness~

Another that breaks the scale and will be 12 inches, you can't tell me otherwise

Hella veiny too, oh my god he's more veins than dick at that point Imao

A bright red throughout

The tip is even brighter than the rest

Speaking of tip, oh my god how is it so big!

Like his dick is pretty wide as it is and the tip is wider yet!

Ok, now for the hair

He has a trail, and it's slightly bushy, but other than that it's not out of hand

GoldenPrinceAlbertpiercing COUGH COUGH WHAT?!?

Barbatos

They had to make everyone in this game fine 😮‍💨

BUT ANYWAY! NOT COMPLAINING, NEXT UP THE BUTLER

I would say he's a good 9 inches, and on the skinnier side as well

Two prominent veins that combine at the tip

It's pretty as hell too

Subtle blush to the base and tip making the veins pop as well

And as for the tip, it's the same width as the rest of it, nothing crazy

The hair is very well trimmed down there, he has an appearance to keep up

Very pretty and for what, 10/10

Simeon

Forgive me father, for I will sin and corrupt one of your Angels

He's around 7-9 inches in length and normal in width

It's a very nice red shade, and dark red at the tip

Also just full on pretty as f/_/ck, like damn

The tip is the same width as well

There aren't any really prominent veins on him, it's pretty smooth throughout

Now for hair...where? He either shaves down to the skin or doesn't grow much

Why must he be so beautiful 🥲🥲🥲

Luke

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Solomon

Hello asshole 😁😁😁/with love

This motherfucker, oh my god, buckle in lol

This mofo is about 10 inches, and a little above average width

He has an ombre of just skin to a dark pink blush

One prominent vein that goes from one side spiraling up to the other

There is another vein that stems from that going towards the head

The tip is a bit like a mushroom, thicker then skinnier

And now the hair is definitely there

It's a bit of a bush, but a clean one, ya know?

Anyway, definitely a good one, not 10/10 but good

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I hope you enjoyed these head cannons! Inbox is open and you are free to ask or request any of the ones listed in my dash! Enjoy the moment! 🥰

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Hello~! I am taking the post I had from my old account and putting them here now! And what do ya know! It's spicy time! I will be starting off with dick head cannons... No one judge me lol. These will include the length, width, hair, just a general description (and maybe how good they can use it will be done later lol) NOW LET'S GET STARTED!

Warnings: Dick talk. Slightly accurate animal proportions for the beast men. Just SPICE!!!

Credits for art pieces below to rightful creator

Heartslabyul

Riddle

To start off ain't no way this boy has a big dick with all the love to him

I will say he has an average sized one, about 4 inches, 5 when hard

And it's also not that wide, but like not completely skinny either

In fact it's actually a bit thicker towards the base

I see people say this and I agree that his tip is a pretty shade of red, a little bigger than the cock but not as large as the base

Now as for hair, he is definitely well trimmed, there's just a tiny patch there that's the same red as his hair of course

Overall it's a pretty cute cock

Trey

Say it with me now. LONG AND THICK!!!

Well, ok, let's be honest, it's probably not that thick, but it's thicker than normal and you could feel it

This boy is def about e 7.5 or 8.5, no question, won't take complaints

His tip is a little bigger, but not much, and more pink then red, though it does go bright red when hard

Now the hair is well trimmed but still pretty there

Def pressing into your nose while you go down on him with your mouth

And he'd like it too lol

11/10 would look at again

Cater

Excuse me while I just slides over a card that says it's pierced

hm? I didn't say anything

But for real, I bet that boy has at least got a Prince Albert piercing right there, hitting that spot

A good 7 inches long

The width is actually pretty skinny, but that ain't a bad thing lol

Cause know what?

His tip makes up for it

Not even including the Prince Albert, his tip is pretty large, but not so large it's out at proportion

And his whole dick fades into a nice blushy pink, with the tip slightly darker cause why not!

And it is def curved up a bit so it REALLY hits

This boy has a TRAIL!!!!!!

He decorates it all nice and pretty, leaving that bit to tease his simps with (me, I am simps)

He doesn't even let it get out of control

Hot as hell and he knows it

Ace

I wanna be mean to him and day "itty bitty dick committee" but... He's slightly above average, let's admit it oops, still mean 😅

I'll be nice to him and says he's about and 5.5 in height and length smacked ALRIGHT I'LL STOP!

But yeah, like I said, slightly abovebaverage

The width is actually the thickest of the Heartslabyul boys, can stretch you pretty damn good

The tip is the same width, and a more blushy red then Riddle, but not as light as Cater's

Now his hair, uh....

It's a bit of a bush

NOT EVEN THE ATTRACTIVE WAY, LIKE A MESSY WAY

He remembers every about 2 or 3 monthsbto shave it down, and he doesn't even dobit that much

So, dick is pretty, shave down the bush and I would say a 10 outta 10

Deuce

Oh, this poor virgin boy Imao

HIS DICK IS SO PRETTY BUT SO UNUSED!!!!

Like you're saying a good 6 inches, slightly thick where it counts, and pretty beyond belief

His tip is another one that is slightly bigger than the rest, in the cutest shade of pink

His hair is also almost a clean shave, like a little trail

In total it is so FUCKING PRETTY AND I WANNA-bleeps

Ah thank you, 15/10 would recommend

Savanaclaw

Leona (animal leaning)

NOW PEOPLE KEEP SAYING HUGE DICK, AND I WANNA BELIEVE IT, BUT!!!!! BUT BUT BUT!!!!

Lion's dicks are tiny as all hell

(Don't ask why, just know I put myself through torture for entertainment)

So let's say for animal leaning he'd 3.5

HE'S HELLA THICK THO, SO HE'S GOT THAT FOR HIM!

Probably in the top 5 of thickest cocks

Gets thinner more towards the tip, but still thick

Tip is a nice pink shade, and it's only on the tip, everywhere else is the same color as his skin

Also, bumpy as hell, my lord

As little as there is it is covered in bumps and thick veins

BUSHIEST MOFO IN THE DAMN SCHOOL!!!

Like damn, take a razor to that shit, or at least trim it!!!!!

Literally Ruggie had to threaten to drag him to the bathroom and do it himself to get him to do it

(Still took to much effort to get him to do it though, my lord)

Overall, not bad, needs better maintenance though 😒

Leona (human leaning)

Just so y'all know, in future fics you will never know which type I am using, could be the more animal like or more human like lol, so good luck all you Leona simps on my page

Now, lemme just clears throat

LONG AND THICK!!!!

No matter which way, it is thick, but more human like is thick throughout, not skinner towards the tip

This man is like 8.5 inches, maybe 9, but for your sake, well say 8.5

As for the bumps they're not as bad and are now just veiny as hell

The tip is the same, along with the bush 😒

Again, big as hell, not bad to look at, LEARN TO USE A DAMN RAZOR!!!!

Ruggie

NOW THIS ONE IS THE SAME EITHER WAY!!!

Long. As. HELL!!!

Solid 7.5 hard inches on this man, no cap

SKINNY-!! Skinny, skinny, skinny! Still feels good, but don't hope for a stretch with him

In fact it could probably slide in easily!

That is.... If you can get past the tip 😈

Cause his tip is a good bit bigger than his dick!

And it has a fade to pink at the tip

Don't even get me started on the curve OOF!

I had a nice upwards curve so it really hits all the spots you want

Now for the hair...I'll admit, it's kinda bushy

NOT AS BAD AS LEONA, but probably a more tamed version of that

Also part of the trail gang (those are hella hot, convince me otherwise!)

Overall, very nice, and not bad to look at

Jack

Ok y'all, this one is hard to do animal accurate, because people are freaks and like animal dildos, but I'll try

OK, FIRST OFF, LENGTH! I'd give a solid 8 or 9!

It's actually paler then the rest of his body, with some parts a pink shade, his tip as well

Speaking of the tip, it's actually a bit smaller then the rest

Now for the width... Let's say when he's not hard it's slightly average in width, and when hard above average is the best way to describe it

It'll still feel good! So don't worry!

Now for hair I feel like he's between having almost as much as Leona or being like Ruggie and knowing how to trim it

Def more towards Ruggie, and def does it more often then those two!

But he just grows hair fast, he can't help it

A pretty good dick overall

Octavinelle

Azul

Another virgin bay with a hella cute dick!!

Now this one is more on the average side of length, slightly above, standing at 6 inches

It's actually pretty chubby/thick, specially at the center and base

A nice blushy pink throughout it Seriously, it's so pretty and cute, wtf, gimme a chance with it-COUGH COUGH, ANYWAY!

The tip is slightly darker than the rest but not by much, and is also the same size as the rest

Now for his hair-wait, I mean, what hair?

Yep, he's hairless down there! He shaves it down to the skin once it starts getting outta control ACE, LEONA, TAKE SOME DAMN NOTES!!!

He has a slight curve right and downwards, and it feels pretty good! (Specially doggy style AHEM AHEM)

Overall, 10/10, would recommend

Jade

AHEHEHEHEHE, OH BOY, THIS MAN!!!

Long, 9 inches, VEINY VEINY VEINY!!!!

Gets thicker towards the base, but still pretty damn skinny!

I don't think I said veiny, did I? Oh well, I'll do it again VEINY!!!!

He has a slight curve to the left cause reasons 😃

Now, let's talk hair

Not bad down there, like there's some, but it's not a bush

And I'mma say it hey, no, stop. I'mma say it-HE HAS A TRAIL!-knocked out

Ugh, what? Oh

So yeah, pretty damn good dick

Floyd

Well...they are twins...in every sense 😅😅😅

The hair is also worst down there

DICKS ARE NEAR IDENTICAL!!!

SAME LENGTH, SAME WIDTH, SAME TYPE OF TIP, IDENTICAL!!

Now here are the differences

Instead of the left Floyd's curves to the right (you'll have to guess why~)

For Floyd I would say he is the less clean down there version of Jade, he is way more scruffy and jacked up down there

So I'll say, if he cleans it up a bit, he's golden

Scarabia

Kalim

OH BOY, YALL BETTER BE READ FOR THE LEVEL OF SIMPING THESE TWO BRING OUT OF ME, LIKE DAMN!!!!! WHY THE WHOLE DORM GOTTA BE ATTRACTIVE!?!?!?!

Ahem, ahem anyway, onto the dicks!!!

.... Pierced, AHEM I MEAN WHAT?!?! But fr, he had a Jacobs ladder and a reverse prince albert, cause why the hell not 😅

Now, the length is more on the average side, standing at 5 inches

The width is pretty good!

Slightly above average but thicker towards the base

The tip is a vibrant red against his skin, as thick as the base, and just UGH, HE'S SO ATTRACTIVE!!!

Now the hair....meh, it's a bit of a bush, but more of a controlled bush

Overall, 10/10

Jamil

.... I am such a simp for these two 😂😂😂

ANYWAY, LET'S START OFF, HE'S 7 INCHES!!!

I feel like he'd be pretty damn veiny, with a very prominent one on the top of his dick

The width, more on the skinny side, but will still have a slight stretch for him

The tip!! His tip is more of a dark red, blending into his skin and fading halfway down

It's also the same width of the dick too

Now the hair is fairly tame down there!

...but he does have a trail and it's hot as HELL!!!!!!!

Ahem! Hey, don't hit me, I stopped-! knocked out again

Ugh, anyway, hella hot, 15/10, would recommend

Pomefiore

Vil

OK, LET'S START OFF WITH HE'S PART OF THE LONG GROUP, GODDAMN!!!

A good 8 inches, with subtle veins

His width is on the skinnier side like Jamil, but also like Jamil, will give you astretch!

Like himself, his dick is just so pretty!

Ugh, I hate this pretty boy

/jk I actually don't mind him

Ok, back on track with the tip

His tip is slightly bigger then the width, and a nice pink shade

Now for the hair, if you think he doesn't take care of his hair down there either, you'd be wrong!

Like Cater, he knows how to decorate it to be pretty for his simps, so there is a barely there trail for that reason

The area they can't see is more compact and well shaved

So, 20/10, pretty nice dick

Rook

This mofo-

Ahem I mean, onto Rook!

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he's a 6.6, just above average

His width is the same, above average

He will be a stretch tho, but in a good way

He barely uses his dick tho, he mostly prefers using his fingers and tongue-

OFF TOPIC, THAT'S FOR ANOTHER DAY, BACK ON TRACK

The tip, is muah! bigger than the width and it just feels so good!

Now the hair It's almost like Vil's, because he is such a big fan

So, he has a slight trail, but it is more prominent than Vil's

But it's also a bit of a bush

Like a clean one, ya know?

So pretty nice to look at at least!

Epel

SWEET VIRGIN BOY WITH A CUTE DICK SQUAD!!!!

Seriously, like it's a bit on the small side, like about 4-5 inches, but still nice!

A bit chubby towards the base tho, but again! Still nice!

His whole dick is a nice pink throughout, and a darker pink on the tip

And speaking of the tip, it's about as thick as the base is

Now for the hair... Oh boy

Vil would have a heart attack if he knew about it (thankfully he has enough decency to not go that far)

It's a bush, and not in a good way

Like yeah, he trims it every once in a while, but his hair grows fast!

But overall, and hella nice dick!

Ignihyde

Idia

OH BOY THIS ONE!!!

One word: messy

HE'S HELLA LONG, ABOUT 8-9 INCHES!

PRETTY THICK, LIKE ABOVE AVERAGE!

THE TIP IS GOOD TOO, A PINK FADE TO IT

BUT THE HAIR!!!

This boy is worse then Leona

Even the lion dorm leader would cringe

I'm not even sure if he could chop it off cause the hair down there is also fire! Like can he cut his hair?! How would it work?!!

But anyway, yeah 😅😅😅

So it's ok, but damn!

Ortho

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Malleus

Sebek, down boy, NO SEBEK DOWN!

...Anyway, ahem, Malleus-San

LONGEST BOY HERE, MY LORD!!!

10-11 inches, no cap

The thickness of it, not so much

I will say he is above average-SEBEK, WHAT DID I SAY, DOWN BOY!!

The tip is the same width and same skin color, no pink or red to it

Hair is the next one, and DAMN

He has a bit of a bush, but like it's not out of hands

So overall...Pray for yourself 😬

Lilia

Aha, ahahaha, aha, THIS MAN!!!

He ain't small!!!! I know I made the other shorties have dicks on the smaller side, but not him!!!!

He is a solid 8-9 inches!!!!!

Why, cause I said so, that's why

He's able to change the way it looks and he uses it

Relatively thick, but in an above average way

The tip is thicker then the base and also a dark red shade

The hair is surprisingly tame down there, I will say

So overall, pretty good!

Silver

IF Y'ALL THOUGHT I WAS DOWN BAD FOR SCARABIA, Y'ALL AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!!!

HE'S SO HANDSOME, AND FOR WHAT?

Ahem, anyway, onto the dick

A good 7 inches, slightly veiny too

(I'll just drop this rq-somnophillia)

HIS WIDTH IS ABOVE AVERAGE, BUT A NICE STRETCH

The tip is fading into a nice blushy pink shade halfway down

His hair is well trimmed...But this one is simply cause I'm a simp for him, he has a trail!

20/10

Sebek

...I like bullying him 😅😅😅

I'LL BE NICE TO HIM FOR THIS ONE THO

So, a solid 7-8 inches on this boy

Also part of the thick squad, kinda like an hourglass style?

Skinnier at the center and thicker everywhere else

The tip is slightly larger than the base and a violent shade of red only on the tip

He has a bit of a bush, and this one is just a fact, he also has a trail

So, enjoy

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I hope you enjoyed these head cannons! Inbox is open and you are free to ask or request any of the ones listed in my dash! Enjoy the moment! 🥰