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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.
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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
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MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: WE ARE SURVIVING THIS YEAR NO MATTER WHAT.
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cringe is dead unless you use generative ai in which case hahaha everyone point and laugh
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okay fine I'll repost my fics from 2007 on ao3
#long live livejournal or something#seriously#i think it will be a nice exercise in reading what I wrote at... like... 14#and also at 21#and see what's changed#maybe there will be Recurring Themes that I need to address in a therapy session#fandom#livejournal#god what fandoms was I even in??
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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
#okay but HOW do they blow that job#you know?#it's teling me a lot about them and their motivations#fandom#this is real and i hate anyone who thinks otherwise#“he was angry”#HOW??#quiet angry or loud angry they are DIFFERENT#“they did a sex”#HOW?!?#TELL ME HOW
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no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved
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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been
Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real
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big fan of media thats too homopobic to admit gay people exist yet nontheless operates with a homoerotic subtext so insane that none of the characters’ motivations make sense unless they carnally desire each other
#you can say it#supernatural#i mean yes this is most things that are Made For Men#arctic blast deodorant ass tv shows#but yeah gimmie the (not)gay men#and let me make them kiss like ken dolls#fandom
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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
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"u don't know my alphabet" is changing my brain chemistry as we speak i will start saying that every time someone wants me to label my sexuality despite me saying i don't fw that
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I knooooow I look like a teacher's pet I knoooooooooow I look like a brown-noser and a suckup but I can't help it I genuinely enjoy team building exercises and get-to-know-you games, I love going to work parties and solving riddles and learning about my coworkers it is enrichment for me
#it me#i have BEEN the person desprately trying to get people toplay an ice breaker game#so YES#I will play along for you#facilitator#friend#work sucks so lets be stupid#and yeah pizza parties are the worst but also it's pizza and i'm for sure taking a slice because WORK SUCKS
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