Anyone else know about The Forbidden Library books?
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Lmao that post that was like “during the pandemic people were baking bread and making art etc etc” I was working at the gym at the time and when our premier announced yet another lockdown, a guy got so pissed he picked up one of the benches and threw it into the mirror in the weight section. Then he proceeded to throw a 10lb dumbbell at my coworker who tried to calm him down and said he would (and I quote) “fucking kill all of you”. A lot of us weren’t learning to make sourdough or needle felting we were dealing with a very unhinged society who became violent when asked to cover their mouths when they fucking coughed. Like please be serious lmao
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When I get too tired I forget to run my People scripts and I just stare at things.
We're at breakfast and I was watching my betrothed eat and they said, "You've got that wide unblinking autistic vibe right now. You might unsettle the populace."
I waited for them to look up before slowly and deliberately blinking and they commented, "Not any better."
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T-shirt that says “I’m not the trans man, im the trans that manned up”. Is that anything
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when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done
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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute
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when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
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what a beautiful day to remember that trans people of color exist and deserve better
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If you live in a red state/red district and have never contacted your Republican reps before, now is a golden time to start. Y'all know liberal talking points won't phase them, so you need to be calling/emailing and speaking their language. Demand to know why the Republicans are soft on crime with Trump pardoning the Jan 6ers. Demand to know why Republicans hate Christian values by their attacking the Catholic Church. Demand to know why your tax payer money is going to incarcerate illegal immigrants in prisons. Gulf of America? More like why not the Gulf of Lower Egg Prices?
Call them. Most importantly, speak their language.
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How does it feel that you're consistently fueling people's degradation kinks?
Thats... not true
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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person
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