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@racetrackhigginsissocool @cigar-stealing-redhead explain this picture rn 🫵

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Ok, on a scale of 1-10, how annoying is Blink?

if by “annoying” you mean “love of my life” then a 10

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you guys need to realize the value of wakin up in the mornin an lookin out the window an thinkin about how great life is

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you guys need to realize the value of wakin up in the mornin an lookin out the window an thinkin about how great life is

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then spit it out. go ahead tell me your reasons i’m listenin

a little birdy (thanks al) told me jackie n dave left early, and apparently they wasn't in jacks penthouse.

you stayin at ya boyfriends house @santafedreaming? hope you let kloppman know hes gonna pester me abt it all day if you didnt

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don’t be a smartass cowboy. let me and blink be the example for what you an race could have if you would just give it up

a little birdy (thanks al) told me jackie n dave left early, and apparently they wasn't in jacks penthouse.

you stayin at ya boyfriends house @santafedreaming? hope you let kloppman know hes gonna pester me abt it all day if you didnt

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OOH YEAH!!

@blinkdiamond @pair-a-new-shoes @permanent-box-at-sheephead-races @brooklynsleader @santafedreaming @davey-the-walking-mouth @riding-in-style-mate @cigar-stealing-redhead Whew! there sure is a lot of you.

Alright boys. Some rules before you completely trash the place.

I bought you boys some snacks from the grocer's and that bakery down the street, eat as much as you want, there's plenty. Mr. Roosevelt kindly brought over some lemonade, and there's water if you'd prefer.

Please don't get too many crumbs in the audience, I hate havin' to clean those tables more than we have to.

You are allowed to use the costumes and makeup backstage, but if you break something, try and fix it, and if it cant be fixed let me know.

Be nice, ask eachother to dance, none of you have cooties last i checked.

(If one of you gets too tired of Jack and David, there's a storage closet just past the changing room backstage that has a nice lock on the outside.)

And have fun!! I will be in my office all night, so come and get me if you need me.

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I DUNNO i just wanted to ask first instead a just draggin you against your will wait this is like our first real date i’m so exited

@blinkdiamond hey you wanna go to that dance jack’s holdin at medda’s wit me??

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aw cmon racer just ask spot i’m sure he’d love to go

@blinkdiamond hey you wanna go to that dance jack’s holdin at medda’s wit me??

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@blinkdiamond hey you wanna go to that dance jack’s holdin at medda’s wit me??

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oh ohhhhh my god blink. yes ofc ofc i would gladly be your boyfriend. finally oh my god finally i have a partner that won’t ever stand me up and i know this bc i know you and love you more than anything

it’s overthinking hour

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see see you get it it’s weird everything we do is stuff that couples do but we say we’s just friends. what if we’s wrong

it’s overthinking hour

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i mean whatever you say but isn’t feeling funny in the stomach supposed to mean like. love

it’s overthinking hour

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@blinkdiamond what if they’re right. race nd albert nd jack what if they’re right about it being weird to kiss ur friends. what if we are secretly in love and neither of us know.

it’s overthinking hour

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it’s overthinking hour

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yeah yous just jealous that you’re never gonna have a friend ta kiss you goodnight

blink an mush the typa guys to be making out passionately against the wall and say they’s just kissing eachother goodnight

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I COME BACK AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WHAT THE HELL GUYS

i am such a hopeless romantic emphasis on hopeless