sirelisboldretort
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Hi, I’m [̴L̷M̴N̴o̶P̴]̶ l He • Mis • Pheres • Col • Lide || Voi • Ces • Melt • In • U • Ni• Son || Change • Re • Mains • Con • Stant |
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sirelisboldretort · 26 days ago
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sirelisboldretort · 1 month ago
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I hate the Stupid Light of Day
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sirelisboldretort · 1 month ago
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I hate the Stupid Light of Day
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sirelisboldretort · 1 month ago
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sirelisboldretort · 1 month ago
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If ideas were wax then these pictures would follow:
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sirelisboldretort · 3 months ago
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I'll make you free album art if you 🐶 🐕 dare me
#SampleGarden #toowetforgoodgrowth #badatDAWs #originalmusic #albumart
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sirelisboldretort · 10 months ago
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sirelisboldretort · 10 months ago
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shit crazy up in the DAW
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sirelisboldretort · 10 months ago
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Just a bit of playing around.
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sirelisboldretort · 1 year ago
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sirelisboldretort · 1 year ago
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sirelisboldretort · 1 year ago
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👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾
Pass along and use the shit out of them
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sirelisboldretort · 1 year ago
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EDIT: made art; am better now. Sorry for the dramatic post 💅
I fucking hate one night stands as a dysmorphic man-body haver.
I don't wanna penetrate anyone, but that's all anyone wants when you have a good dick. I can do it but I need fluffing. Nobody wants to fluff me.
Everybody wants to suck my dick. Stop sucking my dick.
I don't want that; quickest way to kill my arousal? Suck my dick. Women? They wanna suck it. Men? They wanna suck it.
Fuck off I wanna touch each other's bodies for long periods of time and kiss and cuddle and shit, I don't wanna jump straight to getting off; have some fucking patience you horny fucks; let yourself be teased for christsake.
I'm not a sex toy i'm a simulation; for the love of God engage me with your words.
I don't wanna be penetrated either; my asshole is in disrepair and I don't have health insurance. I don't even fantasize about that.
The fuck? How am I supposed to get off?? God I hate it. End me. End me now.
What am I supposed to do? Wither away? Great, I'm doing that.
I wish I had the body I want without having to invest money or time. It's so fucking exhausting to have a body that is desirable for the wrong reasons.
I'm tired, I'm stressed, and NSA sex leaves me more stressed than before.
I wanna end it, it's not worth it. I'm so fucking full of good times and I can't give it away in person.
Fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it fuck it.
Fuck it.
Just kill me now.
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sirelisboldretort · 1 year ago
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I wanna lock myself in a room with a perfect little patient and intelligent therapist and get so goddamn mentally healthy that we both just improve 🥵🥵🥵
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sirelisboldretort · 1 year ago
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sirelisboldretort · 1 year ago
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"Frame of Fall Foliage"
This photo of Mt. Fuji was taken during the season when the area around Lake Kawaguchi in Yamanashi Prefecture was beautifully dyed with autumn leaves. Mt. Fuji, a symbol of Japan, slowly illuminated by the sunset light through the colorful autumn leaves, was such a beautiful moment that I almost forgot about time.
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sirelisboldretort · 1 year ago
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I hope one day these anti-aging researchers make a breakthrough and it turns out that the compounds/processes needed are naturally occurring in like, the eyes of newts, rat tails, other witchy stuff, and then the world has to collectively go "oh shit who are they who are they?"
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