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I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

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And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

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I must say, sad middle aged men being a little less sad in one another's company is the bespoke ship dynamic of all time

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some lil part of me wants Anthea to be somewhat close to Mycroft because she's his assistant. For many reasons, but especially for COMEDY

I mean, I'm 100 percent sure Mycroft Holmes doesn't know how to flirt properly and doesn't really know how to..casually talk to people. Or how to casually message them. He simply doesn't understand what should he write to Gregory. Communication face-to-face is easier but well, now they're in different countries.

So I just need a bit of crack with a very confused by personal relationships Mycroft and Anthea who's been watching these two like it's the best series she ever saw and well, who else can help her boss with that?

Anthea: ask him how was his day

Myc: Anthea, i already know how it was

Anthea: no, you know facts, and he will tell you his emotions

Myc: Again, I-

Anthea: Jesus Christ help me

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27th October

"Favourite Enemy"

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Mystrade May 2025

Hello, Friends! Mystrade May is ON for 2025 with a theme of "Meet Cute". Let's see all of the adorable, mishap-filled ways that our Detective Inspector and the British Government meet.

[A meet cute is a scene in which two people meet for the first time, typically under unusual, humorous, or cute circumstances, and go on to form a romantic couple.]

Note: The collection will be hosted on AO3. As in past years, Mycroft Holmes and Greg Lestrade should be the primary featured couple in this story, and the fic cannot have been posted online elsewhere prior to the beginning of the event. All writers are welcome. More info to come as I set up the official Collection page and FAQ.

Please share online wherever the Mystrade kids live these days :)

Stay safe and well <3

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please somebody write a story where greg and mycroft are married but whilst on an arrest greg gets injured & put in a medical coma to keep him safe

when he wakes up mycroft is beside him--the doctors said gregs memory would be temporarly gone whilst he recovered but now greg wont stop hitting on mycroft and its getting to the stage were its increasingly difficult to keep a straight face when talking about medication

"owch hey mister cute umbrella can u move the pillow abit:)??"

*mycroft fixes pillow inches away from gregs face*

greg: *whistles* "i'd kiss u so hard right now if i didn't have six broken ribs, a punctured lung + a fractured hip."

myc : gregory your parents are in the room

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mycroft: ah- the doctors have given me some more pills, these ones are a bit large so hopefully you wont have much trouble swallowing them"

greg: *takes a look* nah its fine im good a swallowing....uhhh big things *wiggles eyebrows half asleep* geddit

mycroft: gregory MY parents are in the room

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Mystrade May 2025

Hello, Friends! Mystrade May is ON for 2025 with a theme of "Meet Cute". Let's see all of the adorable, mishap-filled ways that our Detective Inspector and the British Government meet.

[A meet cute is a scene in which two people meet for the first time, typically under unusual, humorous, or cute circumstances, and go on to form a romantic couple.]

Note: The collection will be hosted on AO3. As in past years, Mycroft Holmes and Greg Lestrade should be the primary featured couple in this story, and the fic cannot have been posted online elsewhere prior to the beginning of the event. All writers are welcome. More info to come as I set up the official Collection page and FAQ.

Please share online wherever the Mystrade kids live these days :)

Stay safe and well <3

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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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We're Still Here.

Eight years ago, when the results of the 2016 election became clear, a group of us pulled together what we thought would be a mid-sized fanworks auction as a way to throw some financial support to progressive organizations in need.

Since then, that circle has widened more than anyone could ever have anticipated. Our ever-growing community has done amazing things together, showing up for one another and for organizations on the ground all over the country doing vital, challenging work for vulnerable people.

We’ll still be here next year, but there’s another larger point to be made:

In this terrible time, it is still possible to build things together.

In fact, it is more urgent than ever that we build things together in order to bring the world a little closer to the world we want to live in.

There are people in your community online who need you. There are people in your neighborhood who need you, even if you haven’t met them yet — and if you haven’t, now is the time. We can and will survive, and help one another survive, by showing up for one another.

Take some time to mourn; we will be, too. And then let’s organize.

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Many Happy Returns

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teen mycroft!

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… Please.

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Anyone got BBC Sherlock fics that are genuinely scary? Not necessarily something that scares me into insomnia, but at least mildly disturbing

Please

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I am watching a mouse make a series of what I can only describe as Fuck Around Choices, and the Find Out is VERY excited to continue this little experiment.

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me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself