owlpastry
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they should put me on suicide watch the way my rolex sends haters into fits of despair (along with my debilitating mental illness) >> I am an adult☝🏾‼️
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julie my beloved
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Eddie in the fucking cuck chair
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found this awesome ashtray on facebook marketplace
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attempting a hazshit hotel rewrite is so tempting but then I realized that the show’s basic premise of people being unfairly put into hell & tortured was already perfectly executed by the good place
#AND THE GOOD PLACE ACTUALLY PROPERLY DEVELOPED THEIR FEMALE LEADS INSTEAD OF THROWING THEM TO THE SIDE FOR YAOI#like damn hh really is ‘we got the good place at home’#txt#maybe there’s room for a nihilistic take on the concept IDK
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#OH SHE REALLY WAS GRABBING HER BOOB TO PULL THST STAKE OUT… NO WONDER SHE GOT SO PISSED LIKE 💀 YEOWCH#dunmeshi
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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"
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I’d fuck that key from guilty gear & im NOT ashamed to say it
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sweet nectar on an empty stomach
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Please keep work place safety in mind at all times
THESE ARE DRAWINGS. I DREW THESE.
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my piece, NONPHOTO BLUE, for the handle with care zine! check it out!!
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Anyways, back to mannequin posting
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you ever jerk off to something and you're like yeah that was mid. i feel like a chump for not jerking off to something hotter. and then your jerk off elo pops up in the HUD and you see all the points you lost
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