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typed out a super embarrassing post read it over and deleted it #growth
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
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randomly remembering that u revealed your deepest secret because you were drunk and it was funny at the time
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she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy
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starting an anti-skincare routine where i eat whatever i want and never wash my face and spend at least 3 hours a week picking at my skin in the mirror. join my movement
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they call me a master baiter because im very good at worming my fishing hook in a clean and efficient way that keeps the worm attached and secure. what, you thought i was gonna make a joke about masturbating ? hm. how crude. fish army kill them badly
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i love winter sso much but trying to think of things to do with friendss during winter is the worst. do you want to come freeze to death outside with me
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this is how your email finds me:
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was taking melatonin because i couldn't sleep am now taking melatonin because i love the weirdly detailed nonsense dreams it gives me
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being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
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It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else
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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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