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You'll never guess who just finished writing a new chapter to their fic that hasn't been updated in MONTHS

Vampire!AU readers I'll do right by you 🫡 (even if it's in the form of half-assed writing)

The update is nigh 🙏🦇

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Guys I swear I'm not dead I'm just drowning in homework and got no time to write 😭😭

Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

The vampire’s head whipped towards him, however, and a cold palm was quick to cover John’s nose and mouth, pushing the man backwards.

Chapter Seven is (finally) outtt! Hope you like it and happy holidays 🎄🌟

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

The vampire’s head whipped towards him, however, and a cold palm was quick to cover John’s nose and mouth, pushing the man backwards.

Chapter Seven is (finally) outtt! Hope you like it and happy holidays 🎄🌟

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

He raised an eyebrow, which was received with a smug smile. “Can’t kiss it better. Can lick it better, though. Or bite it worse.” “And you laughed at me for assuming you had night vision?”

Jfc this took me forever

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

“Oi, Price, it’s the crazy bastard Annie told us about!” Then he returned his attention to John, looking annoyed. “What the fuck, mate, don’t creep on armed people like that!”

Decided to upload Chapter Five earlier than expected hehe

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

A recurring presence was the Lord himself. Well, his skull mask, expressive lips and delightful eyes, since that was all John could truly spot. A bit of familiar strong biceps too, but really, they could be anyone’s arms.

Updated! Soap is so selfless in this one, so willing to provide, we should all be like him 😔

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

John let out a nervous laugh. “Any chance he’s marinating me?” Annie wrinkled her nose. “I mean…”

Chapter Three: "The more we got, the more we want. Is this desire or disease?" is out!

Yeeeeehaaaawww

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Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

“Trying to make explosives, John?” He had no right sounding so entertained by John’s name, his tone almost insulting.

Chapter Two: "I bite, I suck, I empty you", is out! This is where the funsies start

(you can tell I've been listening to a vampire themed playlist while writing)

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

“'And what will you give me in return, John?' He blinked, having not thought about what could be a worthy gift for the Devil. 'Anything you want.'"

John MacTavish decides to ask the Devil for help when he witnesses the people of his village dying from a mysterious disease. Little did he know the Devil has fangs and a thirst for blood.

The first chapter is out!!! Not my brightest editing (too sick to fix my own words. help.), but I hope it's a fun read :D

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Come out come out wherever you are, ao3 invitation.... Open the door, I promise I won't bite, ao3 invitation.....

I just desperately need to post the first chapter of the vampire!au fic before October's over 😭😭

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I have no idea if I should start posting it on ao3 already or wait until all the chapters are finished

What should I do?? 😭😭

Accidentally let my hyperfixation get the best of me and wrote nonstop for 5h when I should be sleeping or at least studying

Anyways, there might be a vampire!au soapghost fic in my future (if I'm ever able to finish it lol)

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Accidentally let my hyperfixation get the best of me and wrote nonstop for 5h when I should be sleeping or at least studying

Anyways, there might be a vampire!au soapghost fic in my future (if I'm ever able to finish it lol)

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two out of three of ghost’s jokes are about terrorising dogs. soap hates dogs. his other joke is an army joke. soap is former s.a.s, an army corps. the fucking nerd was tailoring his jokes to soap’s taste

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Don't mind me, I'm just thinking about this headcanon I saw where Soap had eidetic memory...

... and, as someone with "eidetic memory" myself, I can't help but know that ADHD+"Eidetic Memory"+Army (army man?? soldier?? we just call them war criminals where I live! but anyways) Soap would be soooo plagued with memories and thoughts and oh my god the CONTENT for SUFFERING?

When you remember too much you can see all these good memories, full HD, good audio and subtitles included. Unfortunately it is the same for the bad stuff.

All the faces he would recall, lots of them dead, most of those deaths happening before him, some of them committed by him. The details from every "scene". Innocent or not, so many names ringing non-stop in his head, day and night.

And then every injury his friends suffered, which ones could've been prevented, which ones linger...

But sometimes it's not so bad. Even though it takes a toll on him, his memory would also make him a good friend. Always trying to mitigate others' pains, carrying heavy things for that person with fckd up hands, walking slower so that one with bad knees didn't have to strain themself. And people wouldn't even notice, they'd just think it was a coincidence.

Of course nothing is too good it can't be ruined. His helping isn't innate, he does it so people know he cares and they matter. So, when his closest friends don't seem to remember all these small things about him, it just feels like maybe he doesn't matter that much. "Surely everyone acts the same as me, maybe the problem is I'm not that person to them."

Here comes ADHD with its terribly regulated emotions and then BOOM now Soap hates himself!

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I don't think enough people acknowledge the fact Ghost literally wears skeleton gloves. A pair of gloves I have only ever seen Hot-Topic-Shopping teens (and myself) wear. He's so committed to his aesthetic, and it's unnecessarily cute for a grown ass man.