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misunderstandings

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Idk if you all know this already, but uhhh you can make your bookmarks private. And also you're not obligated to read a genre you don't like 😭

I'm not writing a book, loves, you're not paying for my work... if you don't like it, just scroll, yk?

My intention was never to write a colorful love story. That's why I chose vampires! Vampires are bloodthirsty monsters, so obsessed with those who pick their interest it's hard to differentiate love from hunger. They're sexy and dark. As far as I know, it's always been like this. Even Twilight shows this.

I mean, yeah, I could write the healthiest relationship ever – I'm actually doing exactly that in the book I've been working on for the past few years –, but then it wouldn't be tasty, would it? 😔

Anyway. Although it might not seem like it after I wrote all this because of a bookmark, I take criticism seriously and always try to do better when someone says something valid. There's no need to call my work pathetic, however.

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I was so done with that chapter (and also sleepy) that I didn't even pay attention to the words while editing and now it's just typos all over omg sorry about that 😭😭😭

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

Johnny. John wasn’t going to listen, he wasn’t there. Johnny. He wasn't… “Johnny.”

Omg hey hi hello!!! Chapter Eight is ready for you 😄

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You'll never guess who just finished writing a new chapter to their fic that hasn't been updated in MONTHS

Vampire!AU readers I'll do right by you 🫡 (even if it's in the form of half-assed writing)

The update is nigh 🙏🦇

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Guys I swear I'm not dead I'm just drowning in homework and got no time to write 😭😭

Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

The vampire’s head whipped towards him, however, and a cold palm was quick to cover John’s nose and mouth, pushing the man backwards.

Chapter Seven is (finally) outtt! Hope you like it and happy holidays 🎄🌟

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

The vampire’s head whipped towards him, however, and a cold palm was quick to cover John’s nose and mouth, pushing the man backwards.

Chapter Seven is (finally) outtt! Hope you like it and happy holidays 🎄🌟

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

He raised an eyebrow, which was received with a smug smile. “Can’t kiss it better. Can lick it better, though. Or bite it worse.” “And you laughed at me for assuming you had night vision?”

Jfc this took me forever

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

“Oi, Price, it’s the crazy bastard Annie told us about!” Then he returned his attention to John, looking annoyed. “What the fuck, mate, don’t creep on armed people like that!”

Decided to upload Chapter Five earlier than expected hehe

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

A recurring presence was the Lord himself. Well, his skull mask, expressive lips and delightful eyes, since that was all John could truly spot. A bit of familiar strong biceps too, but really, they could be anyone’s arms.

Updated! Soap is so selfless in this one, so willing to provide, we should all be like him 😔

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

John let out a nervous laugh. “Any chance he’s marinating me?” Annie wrinkled her nose. “I mean…”

Chapter Three: "The more we got, the more we want. Is this desire or disease?" is out!

Yeeeeehaaaawww

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Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

“Trying to make explosives, John?” He had no right sounding so entertained by John’s name, his tone almost insulting.

Chapter Two: "I bite, I suck, I empty you", is out! This is where the funsies start

(you can tell I've been listening to a vampire themed playlist while writing)

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Ghost/Soap Vampire!AU

“'And what will you give me in return, John?' He blinked, having not thought about what could be a worthy gift for the Devil. 'Anything you want.'"

John MacTavish decides to ask the Devil for help when he witnesses the people of his village dying from a mysterious disease. Little did he know the Devil has fangs and a thirst for blood.

The first chapter is out!!! Not my brightest editing (too sick to fix my own words. help.), but I hope it's a fun read :D

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Come out come out wherever you are, ao3 invitation.... Open the door, I promise I won't bite, ao3 invitation.....

I just desperately need to post the first chapter of the vampire!au fic before October's over 😭😭

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I have no idea if I should start posting it on ao3 already or wait until all the chapters are finished

What should I do?? 😭😭

Accidentally let my hyperfixation get the best of me and wrote nonstop for 5h when I should be sleeping or at least studying

Anyways, there might be a vampire!au soapghost fic in my future (if I'm ever able to finish it lol)