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To all the self shippers sorry your f/o was just talking to me and yeaahhhh it turns out they like really like you. That whole "but if they were real they'd hate me" thing, yeah, sorry, it turns out they actually really fucking love you like they would not shut up about it damn sorry.

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This poll was brought to you by: My Cat

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Tag your selfship

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guards? yeah, kiss that man silly.

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Not a poll tag this with the first F/O who came to mind when you saw this

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Fictional Other Stamp Gifs!

Made by yours truly, credit isn't necessary if you use them :3 I just wanted to put something cute out that just about anyone could use! So please feel free to use them!!

["Pro/com/dark"shippers and neutrals DO NOT TOUCH. These are NOT for you. Do not steal them either. Go and make your own. Be original for once, please. I'm begging.]

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The daily struggle.

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i want to slap my f/o's beautiful bald head

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i’m like 500% against using chatgpt but i can understand wanting to talk to your fo so here’s some much better alternatives!!!

-daydream scenarios in your head

-draw you and your fo, artistic skills don’t matter as long as you enjoy what you draw

-write your own fanfics, you don’t need to public them anywhere if you don’t want to

-buy commissions (art and/or fanfiction)

so yeah i don’t care if people use it to “talk” to their fos, it’s a robot with programmed responses and using your own creativity to imagine or flesh out your own creations will always be the better thing to do. also you’re killing the planet and you don’t care 👍

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how I feel selfshipping

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I am wanting to make many polls today oopsies anyways here's another one I would like to see the consensus on!

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Transmasc selfshippers, stop what you’re doing and listen closely!! This one’s for you!!

Imagine your F/O seeing you for the first time in a while, hugging you tight or cupping your face and murmuring;

“There’s my boy…”

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if you unironically think "proshippers made the selfship community", I will banish you to the dumbass dimension for all eternity.

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this is what buying f/o merch feels like

pr*ship/c*mship/anti-anti/neutral dni

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Your smol F/O attacking a home invader so you can keep napping peacefully

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suddenly and violently remembered i can make bracelets