overheardintheprotocol
overheardintheprotocol
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Help girl I'm stuck in a McDonalds // Most of these, if not all, are from a private quotes channel in a discord server
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overheardintheprotocol · 2 years ago
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Neon: What country's flag is that? Below Ireland.
Reyna: Germany?
Neon: No, below other Ireland.
Reyna: MEXICO??
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overheardintheprotocol · 2 years ago
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Sova, whispering into his comm: What do I say?
Cypher, as a joke: Your safeword
Sova, to his mirror self: Packpackи!
Mirror Sova:
Cypher:
Everyone else on the comm network:
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overheardintheprotocol · 2 years ago
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Gekko: Damn! Brim's got ASS!
KAY/O: You guys are only now noticing?
Viper: No, don't think I'll ever forget about your Brimstone ass pics
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overheardintheprotocol · 2 years ago
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Sage: Are babies, inherently, evil?
Every Other Agent, in Unison: Yes!
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overheardintheprotocol · 2 years ago
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Viper: I learn new things about the protocol every day.
Brimstone: Such as?
Viper: I hate the protocol.
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overheardintheprotocol · 2 years ago
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Reyna: Apparently I'm not allowed to have guns onbase anymore because I enjoy pointing them at things Brimstone would prefer they not be pointed at.
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overheardintheprotocol · 2 years ago
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KAY/O: Gekko.
Gekko: Y-Yeah..?
KAY/O: Remember your stance when shooting like that :)
Gekko: Dios mio I thought you were going to tell me my entire family just died
KAY/O: ...Why would I say that?
Gekko: IT WAS MORE REALISTIC IN MY HEAD, OKAY?
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overheardintheprotocol · 2 years ago
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Brimstone: I know what "azul" is! How uncultured do you think I am??
Gekko: Very!
Gekko and Neon, in unison: You're white!
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