overheard-in-overwatch

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Tracer: So are we flirting right now?

Widowmaker: I am literally stabbing you

Tracer: That doesn’t answer my question

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Winston: While I’m gone, Lena, you’re in charge.

Tracer: Yes!!!

Winston, whispering: Athena, you’re secretly in charge.

Athena: Obviously.

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D.Va: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Brigitte: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

D.Va: Absolutely not.

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Reaper: I think we're missing something.

Sombra: Teamwork?

Moira: Cohesion?

Sigma: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Reyes: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Morrison: Twelve, actually.

Reyes: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Morrison: Yours!

Reyes: That's right: no one's.

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Cassidy: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Genji: Just rip the bandage off.

Cassidy: It’s Hanzo.

Genji: Put the bandage back on.

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Mercy: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Genji: Thank you!

Mercy: I didn't say that was a good thing.

Genji: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Reyes: Cassidy, what the hell were you thinking?

Cassidy: You told me not to think!

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D.Va: We should get married!

Brigitte: We've been dating for less than a year.

D.Va: I know, and I think I've shown remarkable restraint for waiting this long.

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Genji: Cassidy, would you do me the honor of becoming my brother-in-law?

Hanzo:

Hanzo: Did you just propose to Cassidy for me?

Genji: WELL SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT HANZO

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Ana: You took my daughter’s virginity!

Mercy: Sorry, won’t happen again.

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Doomfist: Have I ever told you you’re a really nice person?

Moira: No.

Doomfist: Good.

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Hanzo: You're in my way.

McCree: I am the way.

Hanzo:

Hanzo: *pushes McCree down the stairs*

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Moira, trying to ask Mercy out: Have you eaten dinner yet?

Mercy, desperately trying to avoid her: I don’t eat.

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Reyes, on the phone: Alright I’m here, come out.

McCree: I'm gay

Reyes: Not what I meant but I support you!

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Genji: ARE YOU-

McCree: Fucking.

Genji: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

McCree: Fucking.

Genji: IDIOT!

Pharah: …What was that?

McCree: Zenyatta banned Genji from swearing, so I’m helping him out.