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Crash

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Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

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Hi there :)

Had (or having) a bad day? Me too :D

Here's some soup for your troubles, I hope it helps :)

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obsessed with this

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I think tumblr should add a 'king for a day' feature. This would do very little other than add a crown to the chosen king's avatar (how blogs are chosen is not revealed) and enable the king to 'carcinize' blogs, changing their avatar to a crab. I think this would be a good feature because it addresses no problems with the website and also would make some people very mad and that would be funny I think.

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Choose your character!

Passport Photo Series London-based visual artist Max Siedentopf recruited a cast of friends and strangers to sit for passport photos. Above the shoulders the participants are straight-faced and rigid, yet below they are balancing full wine glasses along their arms, taped to a wall, or even on fire.

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Scaramouche:

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Oooooo

I've found the coloring option

Y'all should be quivering at my power rn

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Reject school, flee into the forest and become the local cryptid. The kids will love you, the adults will fear you, there are no negatives.

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So Autumn finally rolled around and I immedeatly caught the flu and was bedridden for a week. I feel betrayed. Fuck Autumn >:(

Going to a haunted forest at 2 am.

Treading the forest grounds feeling like you're being watched by those long-passed.

Wind howls like a choir of the damned as you make your way past trees and shrubs. Rivers and the winding roads.

You hear a sound, is it an animal? A person? Is it even alive? You wonder as you feel a presence draw closer.

What a wonderful night of chilled nightly winds and whispers of the spirits.

What a wonderful night indeed.

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Vile, cumguzzling gremlin (affectionate)

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If I had a nickle for everytime I saw a cute guy while riding the tram this month I'd have 3 nickles. Which isn't a lot but I feel blessed it keeps happening.

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Albedo can breathe and bitches would go

Breathtaking, spectular, amazing, showstopping, magnificent😍😍

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The word you're looking for is Zuchini

Comfort Food introduces the idea of Uncomfort Food.

The moment you bite into it.

Immediate stress.

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Y'ever just think about something too long and regret your existence? Because same darling

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An alpacca giving is an unpacking. You're welcome for the info :)

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I thought this was about actual masks until I looked in the tags..

We joke about the neovictorianism that wearing masks brings about, but yesterday one of my students pulled his mask down to drink some water, and the girl sitting beside him exclaimed: "I have never seen your mouth before!" and he blushed and covered his mouth with his hand.

It was just... iconic.