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If I wrote apocalypse now fanfic would anyone read it….🥺
#it’s gonna be crazy#Kurtz and Colby had something going on idgaf#WHY was that man doing tai chi with no shirt in Kurtz’s chambers?!
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nobody loves fictional dead soldiers like girls on tumblr
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if i was alive in medieval times you know id be up in that cloister obsessing over my ornate manuscript project……
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Dost thou fuck with thy Spectre
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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.
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it probably feels good as fuck to freak out and scream really loud and break shit
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It’s either kill myself or quit my job and baby I need that fucking money
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attention walmart shoppers 3 more seconds til I get naked
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Marriage is WORK but I wouldn’t trade my hubbie Chud for the WORLD he is a NIGHTMARE but he’s MY nightmare thank you GOD for this PIECE OF SHIT LIFE. ✝️
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