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DM: "That doesn't make you chaotic neutral, that makes you chaotic horny..."

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DM: "You age 30 years."

Rogue: "I'm an elf, does that matter?"

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I'd like to start dreaming of Cthulu

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"My prestidigitation is a flamethrower"

istg I've heard the same thing from my party

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About the Star-Nosed Mole Fae Lord we just met

“Well he’s basically a god, so I’m assuming he’s pretty well-hung”

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Shhh, grass is talking.

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I can take three at a time.

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Spit it out! Spit it out! You can't eat it!

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Please! I'm holding buns!

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"Let me roll a medicine check on him"

*rolls a 7*

"Oh no!! He's dead."

(he was clearly not dead)

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What drugs are you on and why aren't you sharing?

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This is why you need a tinkerer: grease and enlargement.

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Greasing a child is where we draw the line.

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::after killing him::

“As he's dying can I whisper, 'Goodbye my love'?"

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"The cobalt is touching himself, it's weird."

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“How about instead of fighting, you come over here and I give you the succ (with two c's)"

::yes, he actually said ‘with two c’s out loud’::

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You want some fuck? Come to my bolder cave over here.