ourple-ass-cowboy

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

i would post more on this blog (Aaron’s been a background shift for at least 4 months now) but the Guy/Shift has turned into less of a “Haha funny yeehaw cowboy guy” to “holy fucking shit I was an awful person”

anyway, Ill post more mems and stuff because Ive been gayer recently and I have some fun ones with other color-districts and stuff

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

wake tf up cowboy we got some asses to woop

IM AWAKE

let me gab my gun and horse

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

Goin into detail ‘bout noncanon “backstory”shit

usually I would just put this in discord but 1. It has a word limit and 2. I need to post here more. yapping under the cut

ok first things first, where I grew up:

I lived in some Ready Player One type of trailer park. Huge metal cargo boxes stacked on top of each other and heaps of metal and trash were all around the “neighborhood”. I think it was on some sort of bay (or port, I forgot the word)? Thats the only way I can really explain the cargo boxes, plus I vividly remember the smell of the ocean and being able to dig for clams and crab.

My family was small but since the “houses” were so close together the other kids in the port were practically my siblings. I had…2 older brothers I think? The number and age keeps getting mixed up in my mind, but I only ever played with the kids in the family next to us, they were 2 twins and they had 3 sisters I think. They were a bit younger than me but I liked having the big brother role.

My parents and aunts weren’t…the best guardians ever, I don’t remember mich about them but I do remember a bunch of moments where me and my siblings were denied food because “we didn’t have enough”. I won’t dwell on that part too much because my dads sister was amazing, she took a lot of the kids in the port to aquariums and even the other districts.

I vaguely remember how I got my metal arm. I think me and a couple other siblings were running away from the port, our families, by jumping onto a train and I missed the car by an inch and got it stuck on something, which ripped it off blah blah. I don’t remember exactly who i went to when I got the prosthetic though. Maybe Chris or someone in the pink district

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

Chris.

[derogatory]

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

Oh my god you're real

I HAVE BEEN STARING AT THIS FOR LIKE- MONTHS.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

hey ronny, if you jumpscare me one more time im actually gonna throw a cat in a car at you /lhj

[no seriously though you dragged my ass gay straight back into this shift /lh]

-garret [damn, me going on anon? rarest shit ever. /sillyj]

SOBS CRIES SOBS

cant a cowboy be gay in peace????? /silly

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

could you possibly spare some Garret (effect 3 im pretty sure) and Aaron [from colorbox ourple] ship art?

thank you in advance :]

Sure.

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

very tempted to request some art of me and my brothers- I would give in but THEY ARENT CANNON T-T.

AAUGHJ JAMIE, MAX I MISS YOUUU

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

this song literally fits aaron from colorbox v6

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

SO DID YOUUUUU

GAYASS GLITCHBOY /lh /sillyj

you have NO clue how long I've been waiting for you to make this blog /sillyj

anyway, mandatory ur gay ask

YOU'RE GAY

-garret

NUH UH YOU’RE GAY

[ACTUALLYIONLYMADETHEBLOGBECAUSEISAWTHEPOSTSAYINGYOUWANTEDMETOMAKEIT]

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

you have NO clue how long I've been waiting for you to make this blog /sillyj

anyway, mandatory ur gay ask

YOU'RE GAY

-garret

NUH UH YOU’RE GAY

[ACTUALLYIONLYMADETHEBLOGBECAUSEISAWTHEPOSTSAYINGYOUWANTEDMETOMAKEIT]

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

SOBS AND CRIES AND SOBS /j

*lassos you*

THE FRENCH SUCK

-Purple Yeehaw boy

WE GET IT, YEEHAW MAN.

You hate the french.

FRENCH JUMPSCARE ‼️‼️🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

Yeah- thats a good way to put it- just like gay but without the “we like eachother” part /lhj

wait what's up with you and Aaron?

the simple [and not very accurate] way of explaining is that we divorced without ever marrying [or dating. or being semi-good-friends. or even fully tolerating eachother. still gay though.]

[ourple-ass-cowboy]

ABOUT THIS BLOG!

For names, I usually go by Rict but I prefer Aaron on this blog!! And for pronouns, use whatever fits (Fem ones are a no-go >:[!!!)

Since this is a Kinblog I’ll mostly post Mems, Me-posts or mediamate silliness! (Also btw, I’m a minor so if you’re an adult be careful when sending asks /lh)

🚧 [Tagggs are a WIP] 🚧

PLEASE INTERACT IF:

You’re a Colorbox kin

You’re otherkin in general

You like cowboys /hj

YOU LIKE SILLINESS

YOURE FROM KIN TERMINAL

DNI IF: (below undercut)

You’re factkin

You support any discriminatory actions (cringe culture, lgb, racist, anti-agere, homophobic, Anti kin, etc)

Your account is NSFW/not safe for kids (IM A MINOR!!!! :0)

You’re a “kinnie” or “Kin for fun” (mainly just an on thin ice kinda thing- still can like but reblogs or asks are iffy /gen)