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don't think that's me per se but. nice thought

thinks about king/prince fauxcest. I'm normal

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thinks about king/prince fauxcest. I'm normal

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will they let me get away with this i wonder

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"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

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I don’t need sex I need to heedlessly walk barefooted and regal through fields strewn with fallen opposition, stained up to my calves in their gore. And then sex

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knight mumbling oaths of fealty against his prince's skin and feeling him shudder in response

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reminder that if you ever meet a sweet, morally good, chivalrous knight: it's your most sincere obligation to corrupt them. "but my vows," this, "this is against the rules," that. if you haven't completely fucked up their entire code of conduct and destroyed all ability to discern right from wrong without you being the one to tell them by the time you're done with them, then you need to up your game. inside that pretty, rule-following chained dog of a knight is someone yearning to be set free of their self-imposed shackles, and it's your duty to help them get there.

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*bouncing on it scornfully & with naked contempt for your vision*

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i love it when you call puppies pathetic and they open their legs like it's a cue.

now i need to know what other tricks you can do on your own like that! so clever!

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she’s so divine that when she gets wet it’s holy water

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not personally into being a knight so what if you were a knight and I was. something else. but we regularly sparred and/or straight up fought and I always got the slightest bit on your nerves so you pinned me down and we ended up making out on the ground and you're so much stronger than me so you decide to jusy carry me to your bed and

anyways um. I waunt a sword and a cute grumpy knight to use it on thanks

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vampire sub who whimpers and begs their dom for just a drop please theyll be so good just a small drop of blood please please p

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what if I was a little vampire and you were prying my mouth open to look at my fangs and holding my by the neck so I couldn’t bite you and I was whimpering but my fangs were too small and useless to really be a danger to you

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You're so cute in that "helpless prey" type of way