ourflagmeansworms
ourflagmeansworms
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ourflagmeansworms · 3 days ago
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Sorry for the lack of posts! I have been coughing up small amounts of black bile and grappling with visions of my own fleeting mortality
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ourflagmeansworms · 3 days ago
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this blooper reel is so McKirk coded it's ridiculous
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ourflagmeansworms · 3 days ago
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ourflagmeansworms · 4 days ago
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ah yes my favorite literary device
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ourflagmeansworms · 4 days ago
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Learning a new language really does make you aware of how many fucking words there are. Waaaaaay too many things in this world that need their own special little word. Grow up.
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ourflagmeansworms · 7 days ago
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First ever documented intercourse between humpback whales happened to be gay and somehow star trek is not trending...
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ourflagmeansworms · 9 days ago
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not sure which is which but I'm here for it
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ourflagmeansworms · 9 days ago
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for reference:
Amok Time = the canonical Fuck Or Die Episode
This Side of Paradise = the canonical Sex Pollen Episode (technically happiness/euphoria pollen but the sex part is heavily implied)
Plato's Stepchildren = the canonical Aliens Made Them Do It Episode (actually featuring Kirk/Uhura rather than anything with spock, but like. the potential is definitely there)
All Our Yesterdays = the canonical Huddling For Warmth Episode
The Enterprise Incident = the canonical Undercover Agent Sex Episode
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ourflagmeansworms · 9 days ago
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“i wish there was more tos”
good news: there is
bad news: its books
more good news: there’s a lot
worse news: some of it is really bad
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ourflagmeansworms · 9 days ago
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babe wake up it's fuck or die friday at the vulcan nightclub
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ourflagmeansworms · 9 days ago
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sarek: my wife, attend.
jim: well i’ve gotta wife too his name is spock and he’s your son
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ourflagmeansworms · 9 days ago
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spock when jim got home from his date with edith keeler
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ourflagmeansworms · 9 days ago
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hands down the bbc merlin version of the sword in the stone legend is the funniest possible version of it. this big dramatic scene of arthur realising his true potential and finally believing in himself as a king as his remaining subjects watch in awe, witnessing a sign that their king is destined to carry camelot to greatness, because this legendary prophecy about removing the sword from the stone has finally come to pass,
and then merlin’s in the background whispering to gaius just ‘yeah i stuck that in there like last week and made the story up on the spot. gonna use magic to make it look like arthur’s actually doing something’ SIR PLEASE
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ourflagmeansworms · 9 days ago
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dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me, dontcha wish your girlfriend was an eldritch fear entity like me
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ourflagmeansworms · 9 days ago
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If I had a nickel for every time on Star Trek an autistic coded character’s parent/guardian came along and embarrassed/humiliated them in front of their friends, I’d have 4 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened…uhhh…quad…quadrice? Quadruplice? Thrice plus one?
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ourflagmeansworms · 1 month ago
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sometimes i think about how much of a waste it was to just have cas ignoring sam’s prayers in s6 instead of him actually not being able to hear him bc he was soulless and his prayers didn’t work
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ourflagmeansworms · 1 month ago
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If the Red Dwarf crew and Team Free Will crosses paths, how would they interact?
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