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I desperately need to watch Secret Lives of Mormon Wives but if I start I might abandon all productive tasks in favor of binge-watching.

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@iamnotbright

I should run for president so the media can find my tumblr posts and show them to america

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3rd mood look at him he's just a little guy.

4th mood what if she was gay and kissed me.

doctor who blogs have two moods:

*the most gut wrenching, heart breaking tragic piece of literature ever written*

uhm.. what if they were gay… and kissed

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bill and 15.... or 14 for that matter.

Justice for Bill because she was funny and kind and the dynamic with Peter Capaldi was amazing.

Imagine 13 and Bill together! Would've been incredible.

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It's time to write a fanfic about sister wives falling in beautiful sapphic slow burn love with each other.

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Too under-stimulated to rewatch something, too over-stimulated to watch something new....

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What We Do in the Shadows + Text Posts [1/?]

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Nandor and Lazlo's newest hunting scheme.

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when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

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THE GRE MADE ME CUT OFF MY FUCKING FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS AS CHEATING PREVENTION. I'm sorry I think it would be easier to memorize the damn formulas than whatever code one could use to represent those formulas in the form a herringbone bracelet. It's not a large earring or a locket. Do they honestly think I am hiding a speaker or camera or something in my cloth bracelet? Why the unnecessary emotional cruelty? Do you just hate friendship jerk wads?

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Spoke gave Kirk a boob window with top surgery scars in Amok Time. Who takes his shirt off at work that much? He is the trans masc who takes off his shirt at every possible opportunity just because he can now and the surgery was damn expensive (or it would be if it was money-free space communism land).

What gender is Kirk with his ripped shirt that just show his nips?

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Bella and Jacob couldn't be together because Jacob was actually just imprinted on the egg that would be Renesme or some bullshit... NO they can't be together because they are future step-siblings. Charlie Swan and Billy Black are the healthiest and also the best couple in Forks.

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"Demure" "mindful" you are DETRIMENTAL TO THE WAR EFFORT OF KING COLE

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Lonelyeyes......

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has anyone done this yet