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"Yes, I completely agree that monarchy is, in general, unsustainable; no matter how robust the system is, it's ultimately dependent on the person on the throne not being a malicious idiot, and given enough generations you're bound to get one eventually. However, I personally am a just monarch, so as long as I live forever that's that problem solved. Now pass the mercury."
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when your friend is so far behind on tmp you can't even make jokes about diversity or trains with them....
@bullet-proof-killjoy
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Do a lot of people actually think about sex the way sitcom characters do or is that a trope like how in action movies you can just knock people out for hours with a single punch?
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Did you hear about the new sociolinguistic theory being developed on DS9 about how Klingon language affects perception of reality? They鈥檙e calling it the Bashir-Worf Hypothesis.
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I鈥檓 a dumb bitch because I have no ability to predict which post will get how many notes
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i have a loose, codependent, and violently sexual relationship with the english language
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Stuck on how Jon must have at least subconsciously heard Martin speaking to him in his coma because in episode 159 he says "We need you. I need you," and that's an exact mirror of what Martin said to him when he was trying to get him to wake up (and also iirc at the end of the S4 teaser we hear a slight rustling of sheets, as if Jon is stirring?)
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yessssssssssss
Today's gender is CGI young (well into middle-aged actually) Shatner and whatever spirit possessed old Shatner to create CGI young Shatner.
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like half of the princesses and therefore half of the fan art is so very deeply alice dyre coded
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the animated series is really just the original series being a parody of itself
I know the regulations against killing intelligent life forms, Mr. Spock, but we don't know today's gender is intelligent
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I just think they should make out about it a little maybe
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