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what if spock and bones didnt get on because spock took the last blue eyeshadow palette at space sephora?
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totally watch Star Trek for the plot
the plot being McCoy and Spock arguing about philosophy in the middle of life-threatening situations
in my head they make out afterwards
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This is the middle portion of a Spones enemies to lovers haha
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Yes, I have to be at work in seven hours and yes, I’m making a grilled cheese what of it
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Tumblr, we have the worms
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I think Kirk's womanizer fame is hilarious, since 8% of the time he's flirting, it's either but an act or straight up mind control, and then 90%, it's just him shamelessly eyefucking with his First Commander.
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no idea about the context for this scene cuz I haven't watched s2 yet but I imagine this is exactly what happened :)
based on this Columbo gem:
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McCoy: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions?
Spock: No.
Kirk: I do!
McCoy: I know.
Kirk: I'm sad!
McCoy: I know, Jim.
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sometimes you do have to suspend your disbelief for doctor who. sorry. "why does the second doctor look older in the five doctors?" because the doctor doesn't age but patrick troughton did. "why does the second doctor have an inexplicable human lookalike?" because he's evil sexy patrick troughton. you people are so ungrateful. "why does k9 sound different in the armageddon factor to in destiny of the daleks?" laryngitis. deal with it.
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I would like to that victor hugo's translator
I want to express my thanks to Victor Hugo and linguistic drift for these diversity wins
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when someone isn't responding to your very funny text
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