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John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

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The Christian celebrities are with us. The secular celebrities are with us. We cannot be stopped.

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This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

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im broke? no you misheard me! i’m baroque! i’m extravagant

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emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis

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these are the only instances of “boys will be boys” that i’ll accept

this reddit thread is extremely cursed

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The Muse’s Revenge, Ilya Milstein

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it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real

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i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

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soon as my fangs & antlers grow in and i learn how to open all seven of my eyes at once it’s over for u hoes

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i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like