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Doodle in mspaint

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Like I dont get how white autistic people get so many passes to be racist jackasses because ~*they just dont understand*~ and we have to hold their hands through understanding why saying slurs or dressing up as a nazi (ive seen this one first hand) is wrong but the minute a brown autistic person says "hey dont be racist" were accused of being ableist and get met with harassment like where is the patience for brown people on the spectrum answer quickly 🎤⏰

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Work vacuum died. This is the fifth one since I started working here five years ago.

The first one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The second one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The third one died because my coworker vacuumed up rocks.

The fourth one died for unknown reasons that involved my coworker vacuuming up rocks.

The fifth one died a few minutes ago and it was a big mystery and my coworker was like “oh I don’t know what happened it just overtaxed for some reason” so I looked inside the hose and—get this—it was jammed with rocks.

He keeps buying bigger and more expensive vacuums and complaining about how shitty and faulty the last ones were and every time I suggest something like “what if you didn’t vacuum up rocks” he’s like oh no it is the vacuums who are wrong.

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stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

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its so freeing when you realize you can literally write whatever you want 

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what in the welcome to night vale

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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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I rarely see asian wlw representation on this website so let’s change that!

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fun fact: in the twilight movies instead of burning up in sunlight the vampires actually jsut sparkle. to learn more look up twilight sparkle on google

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what a guy