allison/otter 馃挰 90s child turned weird ass adult. all I do is win win win no matter what. see my pinned for more info! 馃お鉁岋笍
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on the dashed board straight up "booping it." and by "it", haha well let's justr say. my frends :)
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馃槜
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My life is in absolute shambles and I no longer have the energy to cry about it
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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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Whenever I think about the Twilight movies my mind instantly goes to the scene where Bella first steps out of her father's car holding a tiny cactus. And then I remember the parody movie they made of Twlight where the main girl steps out the car with a gigantic cactus.
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My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.
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mug that says dont talk to me until ive had my coffee
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i hope this email finds you panting and moaning and begging for it
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