Chronicling the misadventures of a full-blooded Nigerian otondo. Don't. Waste. English.
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Yeah . . . this dude is a legend. Only in their wildest dreams could the NSCDC have wished for such great publicity. For the record, the url to their site is https://www.nscdc.gov.ng/
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Vending machine attendant at the Murtala Mohammed Airport. Dude collects your money, unlocks the machine and hands you your selection. The year is 2012.
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They are suffering from a lack of impatience!
Cab driver commenting on Lagos drivers.
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Witch Agent!
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They should take cognizanceship of that sign.
Some angry dude on the radio.
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Free and fair. No cheating! Stolen without permission from https://twitter.com/chuxugo
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The origin of the word Mami from Mami Market.
I've asked around. Nobody I've asked seems to know. Anyone have any ideas?
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Really, does 'Otondo' mean foreign trained corper or just corper generally?
It refers to someone who's new and has no clue what's going on.
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Went to pay the NEPA (PHCN) bill today and saw a dude in line wearing these.
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Someone needs to tell Nigerians that an elevator is not a clown car; there is no prize for stuffing as many people in as possible.
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I thought nothing else in this country could genuinely surprise me; I stand corrected.
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