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diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds
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My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.
One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.
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Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!
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Lyra, my beloved cat of 13 years, passed away this year on Father's Day. She's been by my side through very difficult times and was my little rock of steady and unrelenting love. I struggled a lot drawing this, and struggled a lot posting it, but I know I would've wanted to read a comic like this that validated my grief for her when I lost her.
Wherever you are, Lyra my little summer star, I love you always! Thank you for being the best thing in my life.
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Spin this wheel to get a word and this wheel to get an animal. Congrats, this is now your new MGS codename.
Reblog with your codename btw I'm curious-
(I'm Acid Cobra)
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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Vicar Amelia Oukamiyo-e
My attempt at translating Vicar Amelia from Bloodborne into my Oukamiyo-e style (loosely inspired by Okami/Ukiyo-e). It was fun, though I think I could have stylized it a bit more perhaps?
You can see more WIPs at my Artstation account.
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Immediately got kicked of eso today. It must be busy busy cause they sent my ass to the queue T^T
#eso#my game is so cooked rn i logged in right in front of the world boss i needed to kill but it got slaughtered just before i got there#and then immediately got booted to the login screen#worst case comes to worst i play later.#NVM 3 HOUR WAIT TIME???
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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been
Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real
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thinking about my first year at university when I walked into my friend's dorm room and saw this book lying in the middle of the floor
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The National Parks Service have purged trans people from the website on the Stonewall National Monument
#Fuck this fuckass country#i love you drag queens#i love you trans women#i love you trans men#i love you nonbinary people#i love you genderfluid people#i love you everyone who is genderqueer#anyone who is not cis#we have a place in our history#fuck the government#fuck trump#fuck transphobes#i swear to god I'll scream from the rooftops#oh! and i love you intersex people#im missing more labels but this is top of my head
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Spin this wheel and tell me if you got something you need/want.
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How the fuck have i been here for 6 years. My old art exists on this site. So much has changed in that time. Head in hands. H e a d I n H a n d s. I've improved so much when it comes to art.
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I wasn't kidding. I love them. Look at them. I drew this in like. 2 hours. I love them so much. Snatched this pose off of pinterest. I just wanna draw them doing duo poses that are funny.
So invested in Elder Scrolls Online again that I'm drawing one of my main with Sharp-as-Night being silly guys. They're good friends. I love them.
#eso#my art#i been so so so fucking depressed and now there are blorbos in my head to distract me from reality#definitely gonna do some lizard and argonian studies before i finish this.#expect art soon#i need to figure out a better tag than “my art”#gotta get better at tagging in general
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TIME TO RANDOMIZE YOUR GENITALS
Based on this post. Reblog and tag what you got on the wheel! In the event this breaches containment; I'm a monsterfucker so be warned that a good chunk of these reflect that.
#nsfw#i got monster dick surrounded by tentacles#i can rock it#finally some gender affirming care!#the only unfortunate thing is that this thing must be hell to just have. imagine tryimg to jog. or sleep.
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