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Sorry but this is hilarious

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look I know it’s supposed to be a joke but that “irradiated wasteland” is the unceded homeland of the Paiute and Shoshone peoples and consists of fragile Mojave and Great Basin desert ecosystems that are actively being exploited and destroyed by mining interests who utilize the perception of desert as wasteland to justify their destruction of indigenous lands and communities. the joke's not funny. fuck off with this.

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trump dies of congestive heart failure before being sworn in charge to like cast to reblog

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"maybe in another lifetime" No. This is literally all we get. You only get this life once. Don't leave any stones unturned if you felt the need to ever turn them.

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i think i got him right chief

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the key to not fanonizing your faves is to simply become academia-brained about it. never make a statement about a character you can’t back up with at least three references to the source material

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A couple of warmups (they're dating)

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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All I'm saying is every time a new companion enters the lighthouse for the first time, their entrance is required to have the "this week, a hot new bombshell has entered the villa" audio from love island playing in the background

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hope is a skill

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i think the main thing im missing from datv (this is not the main thing im being hypobolic) is that theres no warden codex or nothing. like the one lettering in dai made me so happy cuz i think my warden going to cure the calling is fucking awesome and it genuinely fits ALL my wardens .... its such a cool mission to put the warden on...

but in datv... the south is in shit.. and the warden gets nothing. my warden would be right in the thick of it in the south. a fucking brick wall against the darkspawn . ive always seen the warden as the most powerful protagonist and i just. want to see them dynasty warriors 1vs1000 in the south.. or just be told they are around. helping people. wahh.. i miss the warden so much guys i really really love the warden

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they should invent skin picking that is good for your skin

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oh to be a pangolin squirming around in the sludge 🥺🥺🥺 this would fix me

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when the piece of media got emotional reaction so strong that you're afraid to re-experience it in it

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okay. holding ur hands as i say this. look me in the eyes. i know this is overwhelming so here's where we start. if he wants you dead then your first act of resistance is survival.