osillyscope

[osillyscope]

ppl trying to make some of these ships all cute n domestic dont seem to understand these characters are insane. they would have sex by standing on opposite sides of the room fully clothed playing mind games

[osillyscope]

Stewart Copeland

[osillyscope]

website

[osillyscope]

[osillyscope]

do you ,like my cool new url

[osillyscope]

nvm. BYE ASSHOLES

chuckles. i hit post limit like a CHUMP

[osillyscope]

[osillyscope]

[osillyscope]

chuckles. i hit post limit like a CHUMP

[osillyscope]

[osillyscope]

wow this girl gay as fuck. girls rock

[osillyscope]

i feel like in all the praise of wall-e for having subversive anti corporate message for a disney movie no one wants to address how the comedy of that movie comes from like super size me cringe era ridicule of fat and disabled people

[osillyscope]

tell me something about yourself

so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, I did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a little cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. I had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. I started getting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. I didn’t want to google anything about masturbation leading to pregnancy out of fear it would confirm all my worst fears. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was biological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway I went to the doctor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.

[osillyscope]

Uhhh put in the tags what your gender would taste like.

[osillyscope]

hey sorry your boyfriend fell into the public library book donation bin. yeah he’s being used to fund vital community programs and support services. yeah beanbag chairs too. if you pay your overdue fines we’ll give him back though

[osillyscope]

[osillyscope]

had someone ask me like “why are you guys unionizing? just cuz?” and it threw me so bad i didnt even know how to answer