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A long time ago I took a course on the sociology of marriage and my professor said “With compromise, you both lose. As a couple, you must collaborate on the best possible outcome.” Ever since, I never prioritize compromise in a relationship, only collaboration.

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black trans women throwing bricks at cops started pride

lets go back to our roots

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gelatinous

and spooky

deep sea

jellyfish ghost

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Let's talk about skincare. This photo is unretouched, and I'm wearing no makeup at all. Here's what I'm doing, morning and night: Teaspoon or two of grapeseed oil, rubbed into my dry face. Straight over makeup and everything. Hot steamy washcloth placed over my face until it cools. Then wipe the oil off. Spray with witch hazel with a few drops of tea tree oil in it. Done. I used to have skin that was foundation, with dryness, acne, large pores, red blotches and under eye circles, and always in desperate need of exfoliation. Now we're here. 😊

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People who are rich and cheap baffle me. If I was rich I’d be so generous. Tip big, pay my staff a fair wage, give to charities, make it rain on strippers etc

But like there are so many rich people out there doing the least it’s actually embarrassing.

A 10% tip on your $60 steak? Thanks Greg!!

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Why do sex workers love cats so much?

Like I 💯 agree but it’s such a bigger trend in the community than I could have ever imagined haha

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My take on the ~Cops at Pride~ discourse:

If you’re an LGBT cop you can go ahead and turn in your gay/trans card at your local LGBT center because you’re sure as hell not welcome

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reminder that in pride month all lgbtq+ witches are 1000% more powerful

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MEN. ARE. NOT. SHOPPING. FOR. YOU.

This means, this isn’t a job interview. They are not asking the questions and you answer. You are both searching. They talk sex, you talk money. they make sexual jokes, you talk money. They ask for sexual photos, you talk money.

Don’t be ashamed or embarrassed to ask for what you want. No lowballing yourself because you need the money. That’s how you cheapen yourself. No settling!

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Reasons You Shouldn’t Be a Sugar Baby

Warning: Unpopular Opinions Ahead

There are some fun posts floating around the tags that have been irking the hell out of me, so I want to make it really clear the reasons you should not be a sugar baby. 

1. You are the type of friend that consistently fishes for compliments by down-talking yourself. Sugaring is about marketing yourself as a luxury commodity worthy of investment. If you are the type of person that people feed positivity to because you dump negativity - do not enter the sugar bowl. That backfires with sugar daddies and POTs. You say “Oh yeah but I’m so fat haha lol ;) ;)” and they think “Well I guess I don’t have to offer her as much as the next heaux.” ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT SHIT IS DISINGENUOUS. No one can create your confidence for you, AND it’s no one else’s job. It is your job. Sugaring is 80% confidence. If you don’t have it, you’re chum for the sharks.

And? That shit is annoying. Literally every time someone does that to me I go “Well I’m sorry you feel that way.” And just move on.

2. You have some sort of personality or anxiety disorder which makes it impossible* for you to go out and meet new people (i.e. men). Yeah, this probably makes me very unpopular for saying the basic-est most obvious thing. Being an online sugar baby is basically being a cam girl and NO shade to cam girls - but that’s a totally different ball game from sugaring. SOME sugar babies can make it in the online-only realm and those heaux are like… I don’t know 1 out of 1000. I am not cut out to be a cam girl because I’m not very photogenic and I have a day job that requires I never have nudes leak onto the internet or anywhere else. You’re not cut out to be a cam girl either if you thinking camming is just being a whack-ass sugar baby. 95% of the time an SD is going to expect to see you, in person.

3. You are violently opposed to doing anything to improve your appearance. I’ve basically read every iteration of “I don’t want to brush my hair, can I still get a SD?” Like seriously? The fuck? Fun Fact That No One Wants to Admit: Most sugar babies are probably a 6-8 out of 10 on an off day. I have no problem admitting that I’m probably a 6-7. We are not all supermodels. For those of you that are - bless your genes. But I am not the one. This isn’t a lack of self-confidence; it’s self-awareness. Now. When I have my hair done, make-up to slay, an outfit where my waist is snatched, my tits are so high I can rest on them like a pillow, and my ass looks like I just came back from Brazil? Bitch please, I am a shiny dime. This is a superficial world. If that offends you on some deep personal spiritual kumbaya-ass level, may I suggest - another line of work? 

4. You’re lazy. Yes. I motherfucking SAID IT. Sugaring is hard work. It’s sending out messages, taking great photos, constantly checking emails and profiles, following up on POTs who are 90% salts. It’s going out on first dates, getting rejected, having people ghost, it’s WORK. If you don’t want to put in the work, don’t do it! You will waste your time. It’s not sit there, look pretty, rack in 10k. and YES - 95% of the time that means you will have to FUCK your SD. I’m not even going to talk about platonic sugar babies because as far as I’m concerned that shit is like the Yeti or the Loch Ness Monster or the New Jersey Devil - I can’t prove it doesn’t exist… but the evidence that it does exist is shaky at best.

5. You have a sex negative attitude / Old men repulse you. Girl bye. I can’t even. Good luck. How stupid and naive you must be to believe that even though you can’t stand old men… you can somehow get them to pay you for your company? Are you Viola Davis or Julia Roberts? Because you better be an Oscar-winning actress for that shit. You think any wealthy man wants to spend time with someone who cringes every time you touch them? You think THAT’S what they want to invest their money in? 

6. You haven’t done the research / You don’t listen to advice. How many times have I seen posts that say “OMGZ I totally wanna be a sugar baby now heheehhehe wut do i do?!” Meanwhile. The tag. Is filled. With advice. Reading is fundamental people. Funda-fucking-mental. If you want specific advice. Ask. Specific. Questions. To. Specific. People. Bloggers who are good at the thing you want to do. Do your research and don’t waste people’s time. 

I’m so sorry but I just had to get all that shit off my chest. 

Not everyone is cut out to be a sugar baby.

Wanting to be a sugar baby is not enough. 

Being cute is not enough.

*Note: I said impossible. I know many sugar babies, escorts, FSSW, etc. who have some kind of anxiety disorder which makes it difficult for them to go out and meet new people. But they are able to work through it somehow and get the shmoney. There is a difference between difficult and impossible.

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Clockwatching

“So if I buy a movie ticket, is that like for one movie? Do you make me leave after it ends? Or can I keep hanging around?”

“Hm it says so and so much for a 30 minute massage. Do you count the time from when you enter the room, or from when your hands actually touch me?”

“I don’t understand why I have to leave the water at 7:45pm if the pool closes at 8pm? Why can’t I stay in the water until the very last minute? I get dressed super quickly!”

“I see it’s one minute till closing time and I’ve just been studying the menu for an hour but I would really like a three course meal now. You’re technically still open. I should be worth unpaid overtime.”

“Oh I didn’t notice the parking meter ran out. I was just having so much fun. I shouldn’t have to come back to feed the meter with a car this nice. You should be grateful I am parking here at all.”

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Craigslist Ads That Attract Certain Men

Need help with an ad? Are you stuck choosing a title? Don’t know what to write? Here are some tips that can help you get the most out of what you are looking for. 

This post includes  Ad Names and Ads to choose from. 

 Mind you, if you get flagged for any reason, it’s okay because you are allowed to post 5 ads a day. 

1.     I Am A Mystery (Insert City Here) 

People often describe me as witty, charming, sexy and exotic. My favorite cuisines are Italian, Japanese and Thai. My favorite places to travel are New York, Miami and The Virgin Islands. My favorite drink happens to be Cosmopolitan, Long Island Ice Tea or a White Russian.

My motto in life is Like what you do, do what you like. I think you and I would complement each other very well.

Let’s have an unforgettable moment, shall we? I would like to be spoiled. 

2.   Intelligence Is The Ultimate Aphrodisiac (Insert City Here)  

I am looking for discerning gentleman who has a great sense of humor, is intelligent, experienced, successful, kind, respectful, honest, affluent and refined that can afford the very best in life. My world is rich and diverse. My standards are high. I reserve the right to say no to invitations when appropriate.

3.   Sophisticated Siren Seeks Suitor (Insert City Here)

 I am most definitely not opposed to seeking an arrangement with a gentleman who is diplomatic, refined, exceptional and a philanthropic. You be will be impressed with my confidence along with my presence. I can’t wait to meet you.

4.    Reservations For Two (Insert City Here)

 I consider myself to be outgoing, adventurous, sexy, and ambitious.  I like dining, shopping, spa treatments and traveling.  I absolutely love the water! Anywhere that it is warm and sunny sounds great, let’s go! I enjoy the theater and art. 

5.   High Class Excellence (Insert City Here) 

As a woman, I know my worth. I make the perfect confidant, lover, and friend. I am not opposed to exploring an arrangement as I have done something like this before. At the end of the day, I know what I want. The question is, do you?

6.   Somethings Are Worth Pursuing (Insert City Here) 

Are you interested in trying new and different cuisines with a lovely, young lady? Not only I enjoy distinguished company, but I love to laugh, smile and flirt. So let me enhance you with my curves, elegance, and intelligence over dinner and drinks. Age is only a number. 

Here is a bous ad: 

Dinner With A Beautiful Woman (Insert City Here)  

 I consider myself dangerously intoxicating, seductively passionate and I can show you a moment in time that will never be forgotten. Your poison is my pleasure as I possess a delicate touch that will leave tingling sensations imprinted in your mind long after I am gone. If you have the desire and time for an alluring encounter you will never be disappointed with the experience that awaits you.I am seeking a gentleman who is well mannered, well spoken, an avid traveler and easy on the eyes. You must be able to hold a conversation. I would like for a gentleman to adorn me and dress me up in beautiful fabrics while sipping on a glass of champagne.Does this interest you? 

After you have posted your ad in the “Women Seeking Men” section and a man is “interested” in your proposal, you simply reply with this message below: 

I am looking for a mutual beneficial arrangement/engagement where we meet when your schedule permits to do so. Hopefully, you aren’t opposed to what I am currently seeking.

I have done something like this before and the experience was great to the point where I would like to try again to see where things may lead between us.

Enclosed is a photo and please let me know whether you are interested or not. I am not here to waste your time and I expect the same in return. Thank you. :)

If he is “still interested” in your proposal and whenever you are comfortable doing so, send a message via email or text and schedule a date to meet. 

Here are the rest of the ad names that I think you should use. 

1. Late 40s To Early 60s

2. Eye Candy

3. Renaissance Man

4. Worthy Investment 

5. Let’s Make A Toast

6. Knowledge Is The Best Weapon

7. Fountain Of Youth

8. Beauty And Brains

9. Well Mannered, Well Spoken

10. Class Act

Bonus Ad Name:  The Opportunity Creator

Good luck posting dolls and please give me an update :) 

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#truth

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All I can do is laugh…. 😂😂 can’t wait to see what he responds lmao

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TIPS: How To Manipulate the Conversation

1. You want me to look beautiful, don’t you? 
(Translation: Buy me that outfit/hair/nails/lingerie)

2. You said you want the best for me.
(Translation: Give me the extra money)

3. I just want to feel safe and secure.
(Translation: Get me my own hotel suite)

4. You’ve inspired me to be better
(Translation: pay for this elite yoga retreat)

5. I feel like you don’t trust me and I’m giving you my body. 
(Translation: Give me the money first) 

6. Take me to XYZ and I’ll look so beautiful you’ll make all the men in the room jealous 
(Translation: Take me to this broadway play)

7. I bought a new bikini for you! When are you gonna let me show it off for you (Translation: take me to Hawaii)

8. That man is making me uncomfortable *hold his hand while someone else is checking you out* 
(Translation: other people think I’m hot and check me out all the time. Know that.)