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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl

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a spiritual successor to “is there cannibalism in hannibal?”, my new favorite comment on does the dog die, found in the entry for Cronenberg’s Crash:

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Another warning to my fans. Updated.

I'm so sorry everyone. Please be safe.

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler

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Press-On Nails // Seven Nail Art

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who gave you the right to be so beautiful, sir

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It was only ever about racism

The Republikkkans & the media like to keep the people unbalanced & fearful hence the constant gaslighting about crime that is NEVER as bad as they claim

The only constant is the racist vitriol & their fear of being outnumbered & replaced...almost as if minorities are treated poorly or something

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is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

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I think the strangest criticism of queer ships is when people say “no, they’re best friends” or “they’re better as just friends” like bitch they are still best friends. They’re just also fucking. What’s not clicking?

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if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

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Hey pls take this seriously. I was hoping these kids would fuck off but they aren't and now they're fucking with my fans. Pls stay safe.

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asked my bf @oddly-simple for character design prompts and he gave me one of his old ocs, april, to redesign! i really loved making her and she's probably one of my favorite character designs i've made 😊🩷💜🤍