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I AM A THOUSAND TONS. I AM AN INCONVENIENCE. I CAN HEAR YOUR LEG BONES FRACTURE UNDER MY TRAGIC BOTTOM. SOMEONE ASSASSINATE ME

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daemons of hdm: a handy guide

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His Dark Materials - SDCC Trailer

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Cats (2019) dir. Tom Hooper

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Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

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I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water.”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended.

The doors? Locked.

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ppl knock at my front door like I’m gonna open it

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This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen

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PSA

Far From Home spoilers in post

If you're psychotic, on the schizo spectrum, or struggle w paranoia please be advised that spider man far from home is hella triggering

There are several scenes in which characters are in hyperrealistic simulations that they're unaware of, being tricked, having their loved ones and reality replaced with indistinguishable replicas, and a lot of other stuff along those lines. The whole movie has themes of illusions and reality control.

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The 2010s will be over in six months.

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the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

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The Christian celebrities are with us. The secular celebrities are with us. We cannot be stopped.

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I love these idiots

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Knife Crow Pin by Sabtastic