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"Uhhhm. Uhm, well, you see. Uhm. FUCK YOU!! Rahhh!!!!"

"One day I'll ask...Maybe."

How's it been going with Coil? I know what you are, HP! :p - @orbital-strike-flute

"Everything's great! I got a bunch of old pictures to look at of the old me to help jog my memory and I think I should be able to start boxing with Coil soon! I've been working out and trying to rely on myself more instead of my potions...

It takes one to know one, Kazoo. So, how're you and Medkit?"

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obnoxiously loud clanging in the background!

"This just in, I'm gonna take some random shit from the lab and blow it up. Don't tell Subspace!!!"

"...If you do, you're a BUM."

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"You's a real one!!" fist bump !

"HP. HP my buddy pal chum, how much do I have to pay you in order for you to NOT question a suspiciously body-shaped bag while I stop by to get my drinks? :3 thanks buddy!!"

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"...Kazoo. Kazoo. Buddy. Pal. You know I don't condone murder. giveme100buxandmylipsarezippedforever-"

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woag. blog intro?!?!

hi!! im mau/seras (@crisis-5)! its what it says on the tin, silly rp/ask blog for my phighting oc Kazoo. Rules

basic dni, don't be a dick.

don't be outright nsfw :|

canon and oc prompts are welcome :3

Backstory

Kazoo was a former merc named Orbital (that's..putting it lightly,) who gave up that life in exchange for being the silly lil guy he is. He works as Subspace's lab assistant despite being an active member of the Lost Temple's cult. How he manages this?? He doesn't. His absences from work have been stacking up...

Relationships

theres also relationships with my friends ocs! :3

Kazoo helped HP ( @the-healthiest-potion ) out by introducing the guy to Medkit. Literally sees him as a best friend and like, his fucking brother.

He holds high respect for Scythe. She's kinda like. His Boss.

....Subspace is complicated.

Kazoo's opinion on Medkit changes depending on who you ask. Sometimes he'll say he hates the guy to save face- all the others, he's gushing about how cool and talented he is. It's complicated, but like. In a better way then Subspace.

Tags

TBA,,,, my bad gang

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HP YOU GOTTA LET ME START PHIGHTS AT THE CAFE!!!!

THE POINT GUYS

IM ABOUT TO START SMAKCING PEOPLE WITH THIS KAZOO FOR IGNORING THE OBJECTIVE IN CONQUER!! GRAHHHHH

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THE POINT GUYS

IM ABOUT TO START SMAKCING PEOPLE WITH THIS KAZOO FOR IGNORING THE OBJECTIVE IN CONQUER!! GRAHHHHH

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have you tried engineering a biograft to talk for you? ..actually maybe....don't...do that

Hey Google how do I talk to people without wanting to immediately hide and run away

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SIGH......BANNNY IM NOT /SRS IM JKJKJK!!!!!!!!

just a reminderrrrrrr

i'm out there! watching, waiting

TO HIT SOMEONE WITH BURNT PANCAKES

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IM WOIRRYING QUITE ALOT ACTUALLY I DIONT WANT TO BVE VAPORIZED AGAIN HP

broker keeps looking at me funny and i don't know WHY???

did i. do something. he keeps gesturing at meddy but like ......nah....i hate that guy..trust

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you should do it anyway ill bail you out

just a reminderrrrrrr

i'm out there! watching, waiting

TO HIT SOMEONE WITH BURNT PANCAKES

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why are you looking at me like that. that is the face darkheart makes before he throws me into hyper's phinisher WHAT ARE YOU SCHEMING.

broker keeps looking at me funny and i don't know WHY???

did i. do something. he keeps gesturing at meddy but like ......nah....i hate that guy..trust

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itd be so funny if you threw them at banny !!! dont tell hp i said that though x3

just a reminderrrrrrr

i'm out there! watching, waiting

TO HIT SOMEONE WITH BURNT PANCAKES

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broker keeps looking at me funny and i don't know WHY???

did i. do something. he keeps gesturing at meddy but like ......nah....i hate that guy..trust

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you are SO cooked dude . like im talking absoultely phucking FRIED. TOASTED.

Today, my boss came in to check on how I was doing in the new setting. Like genuinely it was a wellness check and I was very confused because boss never fucking does those. Like ever. So I was a little concerned about if something happened to him.

As it phUCKING TURNS OUT. He still doesn't give a fuck about how I'm doing mentally he just wanted to see if I was "chill enough to focus on the middle of a battlefield".

Needless to say, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be in for a horrible time in the near future.

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FRIENDLY REMINDER FROM YOUR LOCAL BARISTA TO CLEAN UP THE SHIT THAT YOU SPILL

I SWEAR TO ILLUMINA, I AM HANDLING FIVE MILLION DIFFERENT DRIBK ORDERS AT ONCE, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS FUCKING CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF

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SUBSPACE MAY BE A LITTLE STUPID

THATS RIGHT!! I SAID IT!! wait. Wait what do you mean this is public. what. oh shit

just kidding guys i love my boss !!!!!