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whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

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DEAR TRANS GIRLS who are at the mullet stage of growing out their hair to be longer- remember there is always a light at the end of the dark tunnel. once you make it through this, you can make it through anything. youll be stronger. there will be poems

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a mechs doodle dump from the hurricane last night, while i still have the battery life left to post it ⛈️⛈️

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viktor inspired corset ⚙️💎 | ceekayecosplays on ig

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Bad Religion, Frank Ocean

(unrequited love, part one)

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What is at the exact middle point between "nothing burger" and "everything bagel"?

"Something burrito"?

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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

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Hallow

Inspired by ‘Abstract Basketry’ by Fujino Kazutomo

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magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition

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you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

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I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

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lets be pointy with mama

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Does anyone have a file of that old Club Penguin magazine where someone asked Aunt Arctic if it was okay for Boy penguins to wear girl and vise-versa clothes because honestly that article was great and had a respectable answer.

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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

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1/2 yay here's the finished zine :^]