A regular person who loves breathing air and walking.
This isn't really meant to reach anyone. I actually don't really enjoy social media. I only remember this account exists when I'm delirious enough from lack of sleep for some reason. But if you reached this somehow, I don't know, feel free to make some dolphin noises, send me your best impression. Can you do that on this site? You should.
When the clock strikes past twelve I lose every tether to reason and dignity. I will remember that I made a tumblr account to make weird ocean and mythology jokes in, and I will saute a pirate with some shellfish, which neither would appreciate.
Stock stores be like "We're just going to offer you bags of aquarium gravel and *assume* you don't want to put them in your mouth", what do you take me for? A person of virtue? Of self respect?? Shameful.