This isn't really meant to reach anyone. I actually don't really enjoy social media. I only remember this account exists when I'm delirious enough from lack of sleep for some reason. But if you reached this somehow, I don't know, feel free to make some dolphin noises, send me your best impression. Can you do that on this site? You should.
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Was the dogfish really that terrible? Giving them a huge place with no rent like that? I think Pinocchio was too dramatic honestly.
#Do hashtags actually work here?#I just like writing them#I should watch the new movie#dimension 20#Gay#myths#underwater#whatsapp#Whats your favorite kind of breakfast food#Kinda thinking of trying wooden children tbh#i hope this reaches the right audience#shitpost#tumblrpost#merfolk#siren#gay#mermaid
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hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures
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When the clock strikes past twelve I lose every tether to reason and dignity. I will remember that I made a tumblr account to make weird ocean and mythology jokes in, and I will saute a pirate with some shellfish, which neither would appreciate.
#shitpost#gay#mermaid#siren#merfolk#tumblrpost#i hope this reaches the right audience#it's 3am#no it isn't#im being dramatic#For comical effect#and its funny#to me at least
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reminder that Beeftongue is part of an important duo, Bupkis and Beeftongue.
Bupkis is a Sarasinula plebia and Beeftongue probably is a Leidyula floridana.
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Stock stores be like "We're just going to offer you bags of aquarium gravel and *assume* you don't want to put them in your mouth", what do you take me for? A person of virtue? Of self respect?? Shameful.
#shitpost#blog post#Mythology#intrusive thoughts#merfolk#Siren#i havent slept#i hope this reaches the right audience#I dont know how hashtags work here#mermaid#tumblrpost#gay
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i fuckin love seals man they're just like
yeah.
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I love the way they named Cambrian animals
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what the cutest thing in the ocean ythink
I’ve had to think abt this one, but I have a tie between 3 little guys
The Cownose Ray
The Deep Sea Lizardfish
And the Vaquita. (There’s only about 10 of them left in existence)
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When your riches are incredible, getting driven mad upon the rocks is inevitable. That's that swashbuckle hustle.
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Stop eating the golden coral shrimp live there!!
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Fish tank this fish tank that but when I pull up from the ocean floor in a 1980's M42 Duster suddenly the CIA has questions.
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Drip so fresh it has lured many a men to their early demise by the ocean's wrath.
#greek myth memes#siren song#mermaid#fandom#fanfic#pirates#tumblrpost#shitpost#i will die on this hill#drip#gay#i hope this reaches the right audience#I will only remember this account once in a blue moon
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