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My favorite thing about reading SabiGiyuu fanfiction is that it seems everyone agrees with these two things:

1. Sabito is a Giyuu simp (bitch me too)

2. Sabito is a fucking crackhead (no I will not elaborate)

Thanks for doing God's work.

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I'm going to come out and say that the more I re-read MDZS the more I actually HATE WWX.

I know he's a protag so everything is supposed to be about "poor me I've done nothing wrong" but I can't stand those types of people. He would be a person where if he existed in real life I would not be able to be around him.

I've actually become more of a Jiang Cheng apologist (actually, no, because that implies that he's ever done anything wrong).

I read through all the main points and here are a few things that piss me off. Please add on if I missed something:

WWX is obviously favored by JFM and if JC brings up this concern, all WWX says is: "no he doesn't lol you're so silly I'm not his son" TBH WWX wasn't his child but JFM had a son and it wasn't JC

Golden Core transfer. Need I say less (and fuck you Wen Ning for saying JC didn't deserve the core and the power he had wasnt actually his. He cultivated it for YEARS to get it to where it is today. It is NOT WWXs core anymore. Fuck all yall)

WWX defecting from YMJ and going with the Wens when JC had NOTHING. No sect, no support, no family. He's a new sect leader and has no resources or money to do anything or go against anyone. And thanks WWX for defending the people that, you know, massacred his family but whatever. (I understand they were innocent but still, I can tell it would really hurt JC)

Along with the defecting, WWX and LWJ broke into Lotus Pier and BOWED TO MADAM YU AND JFM WITHOUT JCs APPROVAL. DISRESPECTFUL AS HELL I KNOW WHY JC WAS PISSED. WWX had NO RIGHT to be there after everything he had done.

WWX tells JC to leave everything in the past. As usual, he is running away and not accepting any consequences for the many, many, things he's done wrong. If I were JC, I would permanently ban him from Lotus Pier and kill on sight because if he wants to leave things in the past, then that includes WWX.

Lastly, WWX never once defends JC. Whether it be against LWJ, Wen Ning, or other people that say terrible shit to him because they're being petty. Not once does he come to his defense.

To end my rant, WWX is actually a very terrible person (and so is Lan Wangji. Fight me) with no sense and I finally realized it after re reading the book multiple times. Come at me if you want but this is my honest opinion and I get why JC is such an ass because BITCH ME TOO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

Hopefully I have some support here but I also know I'm going to get some hate.

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there is no discourse between gen z and millenials. we are siblings. come on lil bro, ill take you to amc. yeah we can go there early and play the arcade games before the movie starts.

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I made a Bruno Madrigal Pokemon card because I can. Thinking about making one for each family member. I like my choices, but what other Pokemon could you see him having?

My Pokemon choice reasoning:

Rattata: Goes without saying - we love our rat man

Noctowl, Xatu, Espeon: All of these Pokemon are said to be able to see into the future. Xatu, specifically, is so afraid of their visions coming true that they do not move.

Gardevoir: Very in-tune with their trainer’s emotions and would give their life for their trainer. I like the idea of Bruno raising Gardevoir from a Ralts and them being together through thick and thin.

Absol: Able to sense when disaster is near/about to happen. Due to this, people mistake it for a bad omen. Much like our beloved Bruno.

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FFXV characters as incorrect quotes:

Noctis: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Regis: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Prompto: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Ignis: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Gladiolus: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal.' You don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Iris, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

Lunafreya: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Cindy: If ya can’t beat ’em, dress better than ’em

Cid: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Aranea: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

Cor: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Ardyn: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Ravus: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

Bonus- the Astrals:

them: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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THANK YOU, RYAN BERGARA AND SHANE MADEJ! Buzzfeed Unsolved (2016 - 2021)

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Hot take: JC and WWX reconcile at a discussion conference as Sect Leader Yao keeps running his mouth. WWX is thinking of committing unalive again just to escape and suddenly JC just-

"Sect leader Yao are you going to say anything of substance or do I need to beat your useless ass into the ground?"

"JC what did you just say to me?!"

WWX can't help himself "He asked if you wanted him to beat your ass"

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Unpopular Opinion

...but if WWX and JC literally just sat and TALKED to each other I believe a lot of this damn nonsense could have been avoided. A lot of what happened to them was due to miscommunication or lack there of.

People are too busy pointing the finger over “whose fault” the destruction of their relationship fell on. Well you know what? Both of them. They were both selfish and egotistical and full of pain. 

I’m not saying that everything would have magically been fixed, but I DO believe that a lot of this tension between them wouldn’t exist, and some major events in the book that led to the further destruction of their relationship wouldn’t have had to happen. But JC likes to sit on his feelings and WWX likes to run from his problems so sucks to suck. 

No I will not be taking any constructive criticism someone just shove my boys in a locked closet with a couple jugs of Emperor’s Smile for the cultivation world’s sake jfc

*I say this as someone who loves WWX, LWJ, and JC so y’all can stay mad*

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FUCK

WANG ZHUOCHENG for CHONGZI 211013 | douyin update

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not to constantly go "okay but i get it" whenever i'm talking about any given jiang cheng moment but the scene where he finds wangxian at the ancestral hall...... wei wuxian literally doesn't even look at him until he feels he has to defend lan wangji. and i'm not talking about not making direct eye contact, wei wuxian keeps his back to him at all times. he turns away the second jiang cheng steps further into the hall.

and we know why he can't make himself meet jiang cheng's gaze but, listen, the idea of my sister refusing to even fucking look at me when, hey! you've been dead for more than a decade and you're back home for the first time after being resurrected, and having.... no fucking context at all as to why?? yeah just the idea of it makes my blood boil, i won't lie.

fuck, i'd pick a fight too. i'm not saying it's right. i'm not saying there's not nicer ways to do this. i'm not justifying it. i'm just saying..... yeah i might get the sentiment.

you won't look at me? fine, i'll make you look at me.

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I’ve always think that the reason why Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian’s separation happened is because both of them have toxic traits during that time. So what happened is a clash between two people’s toxic traits. It’s not only Jiang Cheng’s fault. Wei Wuxian has a part why the ending of their relationship is so messed up. It’s a fact that Yiling Laozu WWX is WWX’s bad version of himself that he’s never fond of. During his Yiling Laozu, he didn’t only hurt Lan Wangji. He also hurt important people in his life: Jiang Cheng and Jiang Yanli. 

What are Yiling Laozu WWX toxic traits? 

Him being angry at LWJ every time LWJ mentioned his demonic cultivation 

Threatening people with his demonic cultivation and has a very bad temper

Not giving importance to his relationship with Jiang Cheng and usually make reckless decisions

High self-confidence that he can handle everything

I think their relationship might be salvageable if only one of them tried to be humble or fix the problem. The best example of that is when Jiang Cheng’s parents had a fight in front of them and Jiang Cheng was angry at that time so what WWX did is he talk with Jiang Cheng sincerely. Saying that JC can be a sect leader in his own way and he’ll be in his side to support him.

But that didn’t happened when the separation happened. Jiang Cheng told WWX that he can’t protect WWX bc he keep making reckless actions but WWX answered that with “Let’s just cut ties.” That didn’t fix the problem. It just make the matter worse. Why? Bc it looks like WWX didn’t give importance to his relationship with Jiang Cheng. He didn’t even think what Jiang Yanli will think of him and cut ties with them without hesitation. If only WWX talk to JC sincerely and make him understand why he can’t be with Jiang Cheng anymore, I think JC will not develop a strong hatred toward him. That’s probably why Jiang Cheng cried after Wei Wuxian apologize to him and he finally apologize in return? Because all this time what Jiang Cheng wanted is a sincere talk and a sorry. It’s so simple and yet they can’t do it easily because both of them can’t lower themselves and their toxic traits as person stopped them from fixing the problem. 

That’s also why I will never see Jiang Cheng as an antagonist because for me, Yiling Laozu WWX is the villain in Wei Wuxian’s story. Did he defeat Jiang Cheng? No. What he defeated is his past self. He accepted his bad actions but he decided that what he did in the past no longer affect him. 

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Post-canon sect gatherings are about to be wild. Listen. Jin guangyao is dead, lan xichen is in seclusion, jin ling is jin ling, and we haven’t met any other competent sect leader ever. Post-canon sect gatherings are p much all on jiang cheng and huaisang to manage. And sure huaisang could help but. He’s a little shit. If it ain’t a qinghe nie problem, he’s not here for it!!! The second sect leader yao opens his mouth, huaisang is halfway out the door! He has no reputation to save and hasn’t slept in over 10 years!!! He doesn’t care! And jiang cheng! Is Jiang Cheng!

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jiang cheng: and where do you think you’re going?!

nie huaisang, leaving the meeting: stress is bad for the baby

jiang cheng: what baby?

nie huaisang: me. I’m baby

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jiang cheng: are you taking shots?!

nie huaisang: yeah want some?

jiang cheng: ………..yes give it here

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nie huaisang: this is the best way to go about this

other leaders: we don’t believe you

nie huaisang, really doesn’t care what they do anymore this meeting has been going on for 5 hours: that sounds like a you problem

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nie huaisang seeing off those sect leaders who refused to listen to him: bye! I trust in your ability to handle this your way!!!

nie huaisang: there’s a 30% chance they’re all gonna die

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jiang cheng: slices a table in half

jiang cheng, throwing some money at the broken table: I’ll pay for that

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other sect leaders: is this… a liability waiver?

nie huaisang: yeah I had some written up after sect leader jiang broke that guy’s legs last meeting? anyways everyone sign one before going in please

other sect leader: maybe…. sect leader jiang could stop injuring people at meetings instead?

nie huaisang: hahaha No. don’t forget to date your signature.

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jiang cheng: either we start agreeing or I’m gonna get the whip

nie huaisang: diplomacy at its finest

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nie huaisang: everyone, welcome to the banquet! the unclean realms welcomes all its allies!

jiang cheng: wei wuxian is sucking face with lan wangji right behind you

nie huaisang: this ain’t about them

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nie huaisang: sorry I’m late. I ran into a problem on the way

jiang cheng: what problem?

nie huaisang: not wanting to come

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nie huaisang: we need to do something about your temper. how about you just do what I do?

jiang cheng: which is?

nie huaisang: every time sect leader yao talks I imagine shoving my fist down his throat and watching him choke on it slowly, clutching at his neck, as his face turns blue and he dies.

nie huaisang: really puts me in a much better mood :)

jiang cheng: …. noted

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jiang cheng vividly imagining killing sect leader yao: oh hey

nie huaisang: what did I tell you?

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There’s not enough of these valentines cards of the losers club, so I decided to make some myself.. you’re welcome and I’m sorry😂 

- Also sorry they’re mostly dirty buT there are some “cute” ones in there so… yeah

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