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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

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Im so back baby (no one missed me)

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Thank you martyn inthelittlewood for fueling my autism

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trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

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“Sir this is a wendys”

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lol what if i made a fakepost for my depot agent oc

#nah that would be cringe

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I walk into the breakroom. Gym Leader Elesa is there. I start reheating my lunch. Gym Leader Elesa asks me what I've got there. I tell her leftover rice. She says okay. I finish reheating my lunch. I walk out of the breakroom.

#she was just kinda chilling there? at this point I don't ask questions anymore #breakroom saga #gym leader elesa

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I thought that this pic of my team after a battle was super cute!

#petal the wigglytuff #jeremy the reuniclus #abigail the stunfisk #sadly neil is not there as i was only on singles today

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I'm so glad I got electricity resistant shoes. I just stepped on Abigail again and the relief I felt when I didn't get shocked

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psa! "Abigail" is a Joltik, which are easily damaged by human clumsiness such as this and can take months to heal from such injuries. op deserves to get shocked at a bare minimum, and needs her trainer license revoked and to go to jail.

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can i help you?

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I walk into the breakroom. Boss Emmet hands me a Joltik and tells me that "Michael needs to sightsee" and then leaves without elaborating. I reheat my lunch. I walk out of the breakroom (with Michael).

#i was scheduled to fill in at the multi line after lunch anyway so michael just hung out on the windowpane #i assume he had a wonderful time #breakroom saga

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Current counter of how many passing comments I've heard from passengers calling the bosses hot (as of February 3rd)

Ingo: 87 (+3)

Emmet: 63 (+1)

#comment counter

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this passenger is tryna fistfight me but the most i'm allowed to do to a passenger is pokemon battle them to make them leave. i need to show this guy that i spent three years homeless in nimbasa city which has rendered me fully capable of just obliterating him

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Hi there, @subway-fay! As a reminder, the Depot Agent Code of Conduct only applies to a Depot Agent while they are on the job. Furthermore, a Depot Agent is not considered on the job while they are on their regionally-mandated 45 minute break.

Follow the rules and drive safely, subway-fay!

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thank you, jackie

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I walk into the breakroom. I begin my regionally-mandated 45 minute break. I walk out of the breakroom.

#breakroom saga

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they are rivals!!! and besties!!!!!! bestie rivals!!!!!!!! also scar will 100% sell you that magikarp

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Sometimes a family is two guys who got sent to the past by god and a fucked up bird

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Hes balfd

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Earlier today my friend asked why Marx’s shoes looked like bread and I just tiredly said: “They’re loafers.”

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Agreed

tarzanza

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Heir.

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The king dededied 😞

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Joel and editor Joel are my favorite duo

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That moment when you get exiled from the village that took you in after you fell from the sky and you get manipulated into being evil by your only friend

Also this in response to “what have you become!?” From the commander because K (my oc) got called evil when he was exiled and a “bringer of chaos” :3

oh hey coloured text exists

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Okay and what if I made pokemon legends arceus content in 2024 with my really cool oc