only-mildly-evil
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Cade 🗡️ Early 20s 🗡️ They/He/It/She (prettyboy variety) 🗡️ My hobbies include loving my cat and Facing The Horror 🗡️ If you don't know me consider reading my about before following
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only-mildly-evil · 15 hours ago
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youtube should give viewers the option to grade video essays like it's a high school english class assignment and if the median grade is below passing then they stick a huge png over your video advising that this is a vlog with slide show components. if the youtuber ever goes "umm. I'm not going to attempt to pronounce this" at any point then they're genetically altered to be able to survive underground and let loose in an endless series of catacombs built beneath their home to live the rest of their life as the fabled town troll.
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only-mildly-evil · 16 hours ago
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THINGS I'D DO IF I HAD A PENIS (UPDATED):
- GET IT STUCK IN THE VCR
- UPLOAD PICS OF IT TO CHESS.COM
- PEE POEMS INTO THE FRESHLY FALLEN SNOW IN BEAUTIFUL LOOPING CURSIVE
- SEE IF ME AND SOMEBODY ELSE WITH A PENIS CAN USE OUR BONERS AS DOWSING RODS TO LOCATE BODIES OF WATER (WILL HAVE TO PAINFULLY BREAK OUR BONERS INTO L SHAPES)
- SEE IF I AM INTO HAVING MY BONER PAINFULLY BROKEN INTO AN L SHAPE (SEXUALLY)
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only-mildly-evil · 17 hours ago
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only-mildly-evil · 17 hours ago
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DRAKE KILL YOURSELF NEOW
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only-mildly-evil · 17 hours ago
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this wasnt televised but it STILL happened. this person was tackled and detained after this for holding a flag in solidarity with people going through a genocide
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only-mildly-evil · 1 day ago
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Not fair that i cant get a boner . not in a dysphoria way i just feel like it limits my self expression
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only-mildly-evil · 1 day ago
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Welcome to my art exhibit I took the extraordinarily dangerous and brave journey to follow a white photographer whose entire career is taking creepshots of random women in India, and then I took creepshots of him taking creepshots. You’ll notice in this one he’s hiding behind a tree like a little goblin so nobody notices. This is an interactive art piece btw I trapped him in a cage and at the end you all get to take a picture of him as a souvenir
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only-mildly-evil · 1 day ago
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only-mildly-evil · 1 day ago
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A dancer raised a Palestine and Sudan Flag at SuperBowl Halftime show.
FREE PALESTINE and SUDAN
🇸🇩 🇵🇸
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only-mildly-evil · 1 day ago
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mohammed has asked me to make a new post to support his campaign. this is a campaign that 27 extended family members must live off. mohammed's sister is pregnant and malnourished, and needs a daily heparin injection that the family are struggling to cover with how slow the donations have been. additionally, multiple other family members are suffering severe burns, respiratory & skin infections, a bullet wound, and other injuries. with rumours that rafah will reopen soon, mohammed wants to get his most vulnerable family members evacuated, but the campaign is moving so slowly they're not even covering minimum daily expenses right now. they're verified here.
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only-mildly-evil · 2 days ago
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only-mildly-evil · 2 days ago
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queer unfamilied Filipino multiply disabled by systemic abuse currently bedbound, struggling to eat or drink after recent medical neglect caused increase in disease severity desperately in need of funds to pay for cooked meals and to refill meds through next weeks. Asking specifically for help from abled folks and white folks, will turn off rbs when need met
Goal $700
PayPal.me/disabledoracle
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only-mildly-evil · 2 days ago
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only-mildly-evil · 2 days ago
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Save a child with asthma🛑
Save a child with asthma🛑
I am not a beggar, Asking for help is very difficult
My sister needs an spray asthma to be able to breathe well. The inhaler costs a lot now in these bad conditions and high prices
HELP HER GET TREATMENT
Pls donate or share My campaign has been verified
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only-mildly-evil · 2 days ago
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I just got a reply by someone who apparently namesearches racism (to argue against it existing), sex work (to argue it shouldn't exist), and factorio (to argue for it).
do people just roll dice to pick their three hills to die on?
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only-mildly-evil · 2 days ago
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only-mildly-evil · 2 days ago
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I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared
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