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It was very effective

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society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty

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The idea of dragons in modern times is so fun because imagine a hot summer day on your vacay and go to use the hotel pool and staff is like "valued guests we regret to inform you that the pool area is out of service at the moment, we apologize for the inconvenience"

And people like "wtf why" looking out their hotel room window and there's this. This dragon just curled up in the pool chilling, literally, cooling itself down

Some of the staff are trying to gently shoo him away and the dragon does a soft little "rrrrrr" like a grumpy cat and a warning puff of smoke and they're like "fuck it i don't get paid nearly enough for this" and no ones using the pool today sorry!

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Ma-ia hi

Ma-ia ho

Ma-ia ha

Ma-ia ha ha

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This sounds scary, but then you remember that Mae has a 0/4 win-loss ratio and has been chased out of China, India, China again, and Japan with her tails figuratively between her legs

she’s just gonna get hospitalized with covid and cry about how she was totally gonna take over all of Asia this time for real definitely

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you wet idiot

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Good news everyone! The first ever bloodhound has won best in show.

Look at him. His name is Trumpet.

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conductor zhongli

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manager in the fanfiction universe: I don't care how many flower petals you're coughing up. You need to come in today

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it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.

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Cardcaptor Sakura: Happiness Memories

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