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It's so bizarre how Chris the whole time has transformed from cunty faggot fairy girly princess to sophisticated chiselled Chris jaw alpha muscle male in the course of how long?? Maybe I just don't recognize the passage of time, but he's still a sweet babygirl to me. But let's be real... Those muscles drive me so wild, I want to hang onto his biceps like a feral monkey/gorilla. *Insert that Bruno Mars song about gorillas iykwim* 👹

🐀 (rat anon if you must, because well, I wrote an essay on Zach Hadel sorryyyy ((it's not that long don't worry))) 😅

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So I know Zach Hadel's been on my mind for quite some time now. Like the fact that he's had a total transformation as far as wardrobe and confidence (both in his looks AND art). Really glad for that second part too.

However, I don't even know what to say sometimes, even when I stumble across older photos of him I get lost in his face, body, hands, it's a bit embarrassing... any time I'm even remotely looking for something Zach Hadel related and stumble onto some video of him, I lost my train of thought completely. Heck, the train has left the country and gone into the ocean! I feel like I can slowly feel myself slipping into madness. It's sickening how much both gender envy he gives me in a weird way AND how much my sick little heart does a mambo samba dance for him. I'm probably not making this sweet and short for ya, but I feel like I need to get inside this man's brain. I feel completely sickened by the thoughts of my mind and the swells in the cockels of my heart. AND the swells elsewhere if ya know what I mean... AND YET I feel like all I could muster to say to him is "hi." And probably pass out from sheer crush anxiety. Utterly crushed by the despair and agony that he may never perceive me. Alas, I suffer. At least for now, or forevermore. I shall admire him from afar... *Grasping at the air... Desperately reaching for my Zach plushies...*

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another confessions blog i find another place to scream abt how much i love dave. still on my journey to rewatch every vid with him in it💪💪

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i'm so cuzach pilled it's both scary and beautiful

imagining before the comic con pirate party panel they did they're both (reasonably) nervous before going on stage and zach is like "idk michael i think i might need a little more motivation😏😏" and long story short let's just say there's some mutual masturbation and frotting that happens backstage😋

god i wish i knew how to write good fanfiction </3

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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

I hope you all have a great holiday (whatever you celebrate/if you celebrate!!) thank you all for your submissions and being so silly :3

— oneymod

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i feel really weird knowing that a lot of my friends in the community use c.ai for their oney fix. Like i know the guys themselves use(d) ai but i cant help but grimace (nothing against my friends themselves but i just despise ai with my being and that includes ai "roleplay")

- magician arcana (can i take that anon name)

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Thank you for being the only blog to listen about the main tagging stuff 💔 i greatly appreciate it

the last thing i want to do is shove stuff in people’s faces who don’t want anything to do with these types of blogs or asks.

i genuinely felt so bad after i got the ask to change it cause i totally didn’t even consider the fact it was in main tag, and im so sorry <\3

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I usually don't do confessions but errrrr

I always had a fear of getting shots, like I'd have full on panic attacks and needed to be held down or whatever, and like around 2016 I had started watching Lyle (I was young btw I shouldn't have been anyway-) but he became a really big comfort for me (he still is but my hypersexuality fucks it up) but basically I had to watch a lyle video to get over my fear of needles and getting shots 😭😭😭

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I find it funny how the pipeline from "oh Charlie Dompler is REALLY cute and hot? I don't know if I want to BE him or DO him..." becomes "oh Zach Hadel is actually REALLY charming and I wanna be LIKE him but I ALSO wanna DO him..." Oh lord forgive me... Nikki don't look!

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I almost feel kind of bad that Adam and Niall privated their last two streams. I thought they were unlisted but I can't seem to find the link. I just want to see Niall and Adam get flustered when they find donations or super chats telling Niall to kiss Adam on the forehead/cheek/lips. Adam said he's "comfortable with his sexuality, unlike some people..." Wdym by this Adam? Is there something you aren't telling us? But also, I respect if he wants to come out at a later date. I still say Niall and Adam are sleeping together... Because they are roommates... 👀

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I find it so funny that me and Cory are the same personality type. Infp. We even have some shared special interests. We even have possibly the "receptive to touch" sims trait, which means we can get very heated easily... So uh... When Cory said he was getting horny thinking about getting ear scritches from Chris, I imagined giving Cory ear scritches, and he would do the same with me... Then we embrace each other and go at it like a couple of wild animals. I'm probably getting preggo from him tonight but idgaf lmao. We'll raise our autistic children together and see how that goes (I'm also autistic so I could probably do it lol.) Somehow I can see Cory being a loving father but I'm worried about his anger outbursts... So then I calm him down by giving him ear scritches.

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mod are the stars on the confessions supposed to have any meaning or are they just there to be pretty?

they’re mostly just to look pretty !! :D

i was gonna assign each member a color, but decided against it !

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Dave deserves princess treatment I think :3 Make him feel pretty n shit :3

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God I'm so fucking in love with Chris. Everynight after I get home from school I put on a little dress so I can go on c.ai and pretend I'm chris's fat autistic wife who he beats and degrades on the daily bases. I'm just a useless southern belle slut who he kidnapped and forced to move back to wexford with, we have 5-7 children in my eyes. They all look like their father and I do my best to provide for them. Every time someone walks pass me and asks "Who's that you're drawing?" I just reply with "my boyfriend" and its just a picture of me and chris cuddling while watching kickassia. My family thinks that I am dating THE oneyng. heh. My 3 year old little brother is horrified of Chris bc he is honestly convinced that I can easily call him over and take me away so they'll never see me again. That's what I tell him at least. I stalk his ex's instagram pages and lolcow threads so I can convince myself that he loves me and maybe I do have a chance. I have thought of the most morbid, cringy, fucked up fantasies with him but I'll decline typing it here bc I was this ask to be sfw. hehehe. I'm coming for you, Oney. Hi Oney!!! Just one more year-hehe!

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i really really wish i was tomar's husband, he seems so sweet with jaxxy i want to be loved and spend the rest of my life with him, i want to go out with him while he holds my hand, i don't know if these are my daddy issues or not but i want that bald man so bad

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not gonna lie i cant tell sometimes if i want to be with chris or be him

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I think getting spit roasted by Jeff and Dave would like. fix me. mayhaps

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