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"H-Huh???"
Hey!! Are you my replacement? (To Harvey)
~ @the-pink-doorman
"Erm... Not really. We cycle shifts, I work for the night shift on Wednesday and Friday."
"You do the night shift for Mondays and Thursdays, correct?"
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Steven Sondheim
"what"
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Hey!! Are you my replacement? (To Harvey)
~ @the-pink-doorman
"Erm... Not really. We cycle shifts, I work for the night shift on Wednesday and Friday."
"You do the night shift for Mondays and Thursdays, correct?"
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(HEY THIS BITCH WANTS TO ASK SMTH TO HARVEY > @drvaughnchemistry)
“Dearest Harvey, I know we aren’t close, and the doppelgänger infestation has only further split our friendship. I wish to invite you to a dinner party, just a small one.” - Regards, Adam Vaughn.
"Vaughn... It's great to see you again. I'm so sorry we haven't been able to stay in contact... But I appreciate your cordial offer."
[A slight smile appeared on his lips for a second, but it vanished shortly after.]
"...Is there a time and place in mind? Because... I'd be honored to go."
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((MB GUYS SORRY I DIPPED OFF TUMBLR IM BUSY W/ OTHER THINGS SO UHHHH EXPECT MY NEXT RESPONSES TO BE A BIT SHORTER UNTIL I GET MOTIVATION AGAIN ONCE AGAIN IM SO SORRY 😭😭))
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((rigormordog!))
((ok ill make some dw pookie))
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"...You underestimate how violent I've seen a lot of the shorter ones get."
"HI MR DOORMAN!!!!1!11!1!"
"i'm not here."
"HI MR DOORM-"
He wants to introduce himself, everyone.
*cough* Hello there, humans- err people..
I am Allenheart Hayes, you can call me Allen or Sir. Allen for short. I live in the nearby forest so come by anytime. I haven't gotten back to my home yet so I will be making this Tumblr thing later.. Also, I have kept this human as mine-
And that's where we stop..
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"and i'm 4'10 and capable of murder"
He wants to introduce himself, everyone.
*cough* Hello there, humans- err people..
I am Allenheart Hayes, you can call me Allen or Sir. Allen for short. I live in the nearby forest so come by anytime. I haven't gotten back to my home yet so I will be making this Tumblr thing later.. Also, I have kept this human as mine-
And that's where we stop..
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"So that's who submitted the adoption papers..."
"...Well, I wonder if he's willing to square up with my first dads. They get protective like that!!! I never told you guys about them, besides Attwater!!! Wherever he is!!!"
He wants to introduce himself, everyone.
*cough* Hello there, humans- err people..
I am Allenheart Hayes, you can call me Allen or Sir. Allen for short. I live in the nearby forest so come by anytime. I haven't gotten back to my home yet so I will be making this Tumblr thing later.. Also, I have kept this human as mine-
And that's where we stop..
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"Guys, look. It's my stupid brother, or something... Actually, not really that stupid. He's just... Really... really innocent. Yeah. Meet Reggie."
"He probably would have been on the ask blog if he wasn't so busy working at Nana's. He's practically bound to it. I couldn't get him in real time, so take a picture of him."
"He did promise to tag along occasionally for asks... He really wanted to see you guys after seeing how well loved the sadboy and the dog were... He's also considered just making an ask blog for himself, thinking it'd be easier."
"Whatever. All I know is you're gonna see him, maybe, but it ain't guaranteed, o' course~ especially not with how much other stuff are going on with Solheim... And I think Oliver, maybe? Who knew the dog actually had traits to him besides being a dog..."
"...Anyways... I don't know how to end this. Um."
((Reggie! Just a week away! Or maybe not a week i don't know but he's getting a rp blog))
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((he was living life too good))
((too good for me.))
Hey Oliver, do you have any family? Like, at all? If so, what's your relationship with them like?
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[Oliver frowned.]
"...Biologically? I forgot my parents, they all look the same. But... They looked like me, but bigger."
"...His parents, though? I never met his parents. I'm not sure if he even had any."
"...What he did have, though? A nice man who I saw him write about a lot in a journal. Um.... I still keep it in my room, because I like it."
"Here's what it says..."
"...I think I remember that being the name of this guy in his 40s I've seen before... He seemed a little sad and angry when he saw me, though, but... In the end, he still takes me to that Nana's place the other me mentioned. His name keeps escaping me..."
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((winks))
Hey Oliver, do you have any family? Like, at all? If so, what's your relationship with them like?
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[Oliver frowned.]
"...Biologically? I forgot my parents, they all look the same. But... They looked like me, but bigger."
"...His parents, though? I never met his parents. I'm not sure if he even had any."
"...What he did have, though? A nice man who I saw him write about a lot in a journal. Um.... I still keep it in my room, because I like it."
"Here's what it says..."
"...I think I remember that being the name of this guy in his 40s I've seen before... He seemed a little sad and angry when he saw me, though, but... In the end, he still takes me to that Nana's place the other me mentioned. His name keeps escaping me..."
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Hey Oliver, do you have any family? Like, at all? If so, what's your relationship with them like?
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[Oliver frowned.]
"...Biologically? I forgot my parents, they all look the same. But... They looked like me, but bigger."
"...His parents, though? I never met his parents. I'm not sure if he even had any."
"...What he did have, though? A nice man who I saw him write about a lot in a journal. Um.... I still keep it in my room, because I like it."
"Here's what it says..."
"...I think I remember that being the name of this guy in his 40s I've seen before... He seemed a little sad and angry when he saw me, though, but... In the end, he still takes me to that Nana's place the other me mentioned. His name keeps escaping me..."
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((tfw you've been friends with someone for so long you know their fuckin speech patterns LMFAOOOOOO))
((also the hug emoji. all my real ones use the hug emoji))
Here is some cold coffee with ice cubes, Espen.
Take care of yourself. Please.
🫂
((hi pb))
[He took a sip of the coffee. It was his favorite kind, at least, so he continued, drinking a bit more than expected.]
"...Ah... Thank you... I appreciate it."
[He wondered how coffee would go with Pringles. He didn't think about it too much though, taking another sip.]
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Here is some cold coffee with ice cubes, Espen.
Take care of yourself. Please.
🫂
((hi pb))
[He took a sip of the coffee. It was his favorite kind, at least, so he continued, drinking a bit more than expected.]
"...Ah... Thank you... I appreciate it."
[He wondered how coffee would go with Pringles. He didn't think about it too much though, taking another sip.]
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ESPEN HIII!! Mushblob has a gift for you!!
(The gift is a can of pringles and himself. He's extra pillowy juuust for you!)
"H...Huh...?"
[He takes the pringles (and mushblob), smiling for a moment.]
"...Ah...Thank you.."
[He smiled softly, hugging it. He held the Pringles in his other hand.]
"...I don't quite know what it is... I appreciate it nonetheless."
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