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this video is why we need kinkshaming

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Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. 

You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”

Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.

This isn’t fucking rocket science, people. 

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“The fact that “Give me a smile” is portrayed as a vile, sadistic command is like, really fucking nice

because women get told that every fucking day and it’s not ok and like

idk it was really, really powerful” 

(from @gothambeat​)

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done by jaclyn huertas at da vinci tattoo in wantagh, ny! she’s incredible at disney tattoos, anyone interested should definitely go to her. scar has been my favorite disney character since i was five and i’m so honored to wear him on my arm forever!

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Don’t mind us. Just drawing some hair with the Edge brush.

Give it a try

http://medibangpaint.com/en/

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The first set of posters for the Ghosbusters reboot.

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Okay but instead of shipping the grumpy one with the cinnamon roll, imagine shipping two grumpy ones. Just being salty about fucking everything together all the time. Having the same salty philosophy on life and snickering at other people’s idiocy 24/7.

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I can comfortably do a dog an hour, but working at a high-volume corporate store I do 5-6 in an 8 hour shift. I do all my own bathing/drying/and reception!

Question to my fellow groomers

How many dogs go you groom on a average working day?

Do you have someone bathing and drying for you or do you do it all yourself?

Just curious

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More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets Part One

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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Dave Barry   (via radical-illusion)

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With its medley of magical faculty and its ever-changing rotation of Defense Against the Dark Arts professors, Hogwarts could use a little RateMyProfessor action—and we felt obliged to answer the call. If Snape’s rating doesn’t make you laugh out loud, then you have a Horcrux for a heart.

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When you think you speak a language properly and go to that Country. This so accurate it hurts (apply to slang and weird accents too)

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