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nice outfit. (for Lucifer)

Two Word Prompts

✧༺𓆩༻✧ Lucifer chuckled, setting his shoulders as he seemed to light up a bit under such praise. He lightly dusted off his shoulder, as if some dust or lint would have been there, but whenever he went out in public, he made himself absolutely pristine and flawless.

Such was the folly of his pride.

"Well, thank you for being able to recognize my impeccable taste," Lucifer hummed, grinning widely.

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we’re fucked. (for Charlie)

Two Words Prompt

.·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙✩*̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ . "Don't say that, Angel!" Charlie reached out, gently patting Angel Dust's shoulder, hoping to comfort the other. "Just because things look bleak doesn't mean they won't get any better!"

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🍎 Like father, like daughter 🍎

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tumblr this is just ice cream i promise...👀

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(Continued from x. With @thehazbingang77)

ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- 𓆩♡𓆪 Oh, Angel knew this song and dance a little too well, just the same as he knew Valentino's mood could violently whip back and forth between hot and cold. It was one of the things that had originally drawn Angel in. At one time, the turmoil had been exciting and fun.

At one time, he had loved when Valentino was hot and shivered in delight when Valentino was cold.

ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- 𓆩♡𓆪 "I always want you," Angel chuckled, draping his two upper arms over Val's shoulders, his lower two hands splayed over the man's abdomen. It was all too easy to slip into the act that was expected of him. After all, resisting would have done nothing except bring an ungodly amount of pain. So, why resist when there was no point? Valentino owned Angel and nothing was going to change that.

"I only wonder if you want me, too," he sighed, dramatically, playfully. "You're always so busy with other people that it feels like you forgot about little ol' me!" Which was bullshit; Val worked Angel past the point of exhaustion on the regular.

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✧༺𓆩༻✧ Ah, so annoying. Lucifer would have preferred meeting with the Phone Demon, but as King, he often had to meet with the upper echelons of his realm. Overlords were the least of his concerns, but they, too, needed attention, sometimes. It was all to make sure the system he and Lilith had set up stayed running smoothly.

Not that he cared too much about what happened to the Sinners. Part of him definitely had empathy for them and their suffering, but he had gotten to a point of not knowing what else to do. Lucifer had bled for them, had fought for them, had done everything he could have thought of, and they only threw it all in his face, over and over. Nothing he did or said mattered. By that point, he only kept the cogs of his realm turning in the way they should have so that things could, hopefully, be easier on the Hellborn.

Ruby red eyes regarded the imp coolly, though without malice. More than anything else, Lucifer was just bored and wanted to go home. He didn't like that it took him clearing his throat for the imp to realize he was there, but the little guy looked swamped, so he wasn't going to hold it against him.

✧༺𓆩༻✧ "Thank you," Lucifer chuckled once the little creature gave permission for him to go see the man of the hour, so to speak. Not that he needed permission to do anything in Hell, but either way. He found the imp cute, just as he found all imps to be. Lucifer almost wished the guy wasn't so afraid of him, but it was better for everyone to be afraid.

Fear was the only thing that kept his people in line.

Lifting his cane and holding it in the crook of his arm, Lucifer stepped over to the door the imp indicated to. Quirking an eyebrow, he waited just a short moment for the door to open for him (he was a king; like hell he was going to touch some office door to open it), before continuing forward. Just as he crossed the threshold, he used that same unseen power to snap the door closed behind him.

"How gracious of you to see me without an appointment," the blond chuckled, regarding the demon waiting for him.

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In a sparingly lit waiting room, decked with the colors of black and green in any manner, Jingle constantly stresses at his job; despite what efforts his boss makes.

The little imp is just nervous by nature and is even more so under the title of 'secretary'. Unlike most Overlords, he found the Phone Demon to be a rather fair boss. Often he would do what was possible to help the little imp relax and keep from stumbling over himself, a wreck as he scrambles to file paperwork and schedule appointments while his boss innovates out of sight.

Ever since phones developed touchscreens, things had been so busy! At the moment the Imp is settled at his desk, furiously typing away as business meetings are carefully put in order. He's so focused that a clearing of a throat causes him to jump with a yelp, nearly falling out of the chair he's perched in and only prevents by grabbing hold of the comically large oak desk that was his work space.

A wheeze as he pulls himself back up... only to nearly wheeze again when he sees who made the noise. Oh sweet cheese and crackers, why was this happening? Tail curling tight behind himself, the imp smiles somewhat nervously but at least friendly.

"Oh! Y-Your Majesty! I'm sorry, I didn't hear you come in..." okay, okay just breathe. A fast movement of one hand and he has the calendar page to the correct month-- there's no appointment with Lucifer today. Oh biscuits. Just as fast, his hand presses a button on the intercom next to him.

"Ahhh S-sir? Lucifer just walked into the waiting room, should I--?"

"Send him in, Jingle~."

And just like that he seems to settle a bit, eyes dancing back over to look at the King before he gestures to the door on his immediate left.

"You can go in now."

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(Continued from x. With @thenextchapterbegins)

✧༺𓆩༻✧ "To be quite honest, I really don't give a good goddamn if you fail in your own endeavors," Lucifer explained, that easy, cold smile still on his face. The more he disliked someone, the more he only smiled around them. It was a useful tool and it often infuriated those of weaker wills. To be so unbothered by infuriating creatures certainly seemed to piss off those exact infuriating creatures.

It was such a fun game.

"I only care that you don't fail my Charlie," he clarified, tapping his fingers on the apple of his cane. "I don't know what you're playing at and I don't particularly care. Just know that the second you hurt her is the very moment you've signed your own death warrant and it won't be an easy death. Perhaps I'll take a page out of your own book and broadcast your screams? Hm, so many choices, so many fun torture methods..."

He knew if Charlie heard him talking like that, Lucifer would get in a whole heap of trouble with her. But, that didn't matter since she wasn't at risk of hearing any of that.

"Just be a good boy, Bambi, and you'll have nothing to worry about."

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"ah your grace how lovely for you to come and visit the hotel again." he says smile wide his voice to a perfect level of neutrality that you cant quite tell if he's truly happy or not.

✧༺𓆩༻��� "Truly a pleasure, I'm sure," Lucifer replied with an amused, but pointedly cold, smile, resting the end of his cane on the ground, hands folded over the apple. "I do so hope that you're still playing nice, for Charlie's sake," he hummed, looking away from Alastor.

Oh, how he would have loved to just deck the Sinner Demon in the face, but that would have been rather unsightly and he really didn't want his daughter to get mad at him. Things were still rather rocky between the two of them and Lucifer greatly wanted to avoid doing anything that would upset her, even if that meant he had to pretend to be cordial with Alastor.

"If that's not the case, well. You're somewhat of a smart man." He shrugged his shoulders. "You do know what to expect if you fail her, yes?"

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✧༺𓆩༻✧ Pinching the bridge of his nose, Lucifer let out a little groan. "You know, I don't think I've ever wanted to fight myself quite this much," he sighed, trying to not let himself get to him. As weird of a cyclical thought that was.

"If I'm so spoiled, then why aren't you treating me like royalty, hmm? You should pamper those who are spoiled, especially me!"

"Do I? I'm pretty sure you told me to keep my hands to myself and you are me so therefore...I don't feel I need to spell it out hm?" He chuckled again as he was still highly amused by him.

"You're even complimenting me? Ah truly the spoiled one. Talking yourself up like that."

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✧༺𓆩༻✧ "...You. Know. What. I. Mean." Lucifer gave a pointed huff, kind of wanting to strain the other him. Was he really so insufferable? Probably, to be honest. At least he looked damned good while being so insufferable.

What a strange thought.

"Don't make me have to punch that pretty face of yours."

The way he watched himself respond was certainly amusing. Was this what others saw when he responded? Mm..he was a fine specimen of a man. "Oh but I am keeping my hands to myself don't you see? I'm only touching my body." He was quick to point that out to him as he chuckled as he watched himself become flustered.

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✧༺𓆩༻✧ Lucifer's face almost immediately lit up gold with a very apparent blush, his body stiffening up for a moment. "H-Hey, hey! Who said you could touch?!" He snatched his tail from his mirror, quickly turning to face the guy to hopefully avoid a repeat.

He was pointedly still holding his own tail.

"Fucking--... Keep your damned hands to yourself when we're having a disagreement!"

Lucifer grinned wickedly at his mirror self and winked. "Now, now...that's not how a king should behave now is it?" He teased him a little as he wandered closer to the other as he got behind him to grab for the man's tail to curl it around his pointer finger. "Make me, big boy. I'm not shutting my mouth tonight unless you do."

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it’s raining. (To angel)

Two Word Prompts

ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- 𓆩♡𓆪 Angel had been standing outside, tucked between two buildings that were way too close together to be adhering to any kind of fire code. Not that that really mattered. They were in Hell! The place wasn't exactly known for being a rule following utopia.

He'd just lit up a cigarette, the smoke burning off of it a suspicious shade of pink that anyone in the Pride Ring's pleasure district would know at a glance, when he heard a rather familiar voice calling out to him over the noise of the downpour. Angel Dust couldn't help how he grinned, mood lifting so much in such a short amount of time from something so very simple.

ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- 𓆩♡𓆪 "A great observation, Jake!" Angel couldn't help but laugh, though at least it wasn't a cruel laugh. It was one born of amusement at something so silly and cute, as if he could have overlooked the fact that it was raining so heavily. He gave a little shake of his head, before taking a long drag off of his cigarette. After holding the smoke in for a moment, he let it all out in one breath.

"Whatcha doin' here, sweetcheeks?" Angel then asked, tapping some ash off the stick. "Runnin' people around? Or deliveries?" His lower two arms were crossed, though in a relaxed manner. "I hope it's at least somethin' interestin' so at least one of us isn't bored all to hell!"

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✧༺𓆩༻✧ "Who's pouting?! And who the fuck is throwing a tantrum?!" Part of him new he was biting at the other's bait, but he also just didn't care. "Shut up!"

"Says the one pouting at me. So, who's really the brat here? Because from my standpoint it's the one pouting who's the brat and throwing a tantrum hm?" He was quick to point out as he was unphased by his comment.

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✧༺𓆩༻✧ "...You bratty little bitch."

"Well, if you're going to label my ass a twink too then I might as well claim the best title~"

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✧༺𓆩༻✧ "How dare you only call me Twink Number One and not The Prettiest Twink Alive!" he exclaimed, dramatically, pretending to wipe his eyes of tears.

"Sup twink number one." He waved a peace sign at his twin as he grinned away at that.

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ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- 𓆩♡𓆪 "Think young, on the slimmer side of things, not super muscular, and not havin' a ton of body hair. Though, in Hell, that last one doesn't apply to those of us who are more... fuzzy, all over. Also, most importantly, it's usually used in reference to gay guys, sweetheart. Though, I've heard it used for any guy who fits the bill, gay or not." Angel winked at Jacob.

"I don't know alot of stuff Angel. People say things I usually just nod my head."

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MORE TWO WORD PROMPTS *  assorted two word sentences, adjust as necessary

that's tough.

nice try.

so long.

get lost.

you win.

one more.

i failed.

that's impossible.

try again.

no shot.

believe me.

so... tomorrow?

call me?

too harsh.

this way!

be proactive.

think again.

don't move.

keep low.

you’re joking.

nobody knows.

you coming?

get fucked.

stop that.

not here.

watch yourself.

let’s go.

stay here.

no way.

don’t stop.

keep quiet.

be still.

stop yelling!

now what?

i knew.

where to?

i’m done.

don’t shoot.

try me.

it stopped.

i’m sick.

you’re right.

we’re fucked.

absolutely not.

you’re serious.

you bitch.

fuck off.

eat shit.

nice outfit.

slow down.

no trespassing.

what now?

i’m lost.

since when?

listen here.

who’s that?

go away.

leave now.

stay down.

please stop.

i’m certain.

this sucks.

please listen.

everything hurts.

nevermind that.

fuck you.

we agree?

you knew?

how come?

it’s you.

i disagree.

that’s them.

you’re miserable.

we can’t.

everyone leaves.

it’s raining.