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I was swinging a bread roll around and I accidentally let go and there was a brief moment of internal screaming then a dull thud as it hit the floor 
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welp i’ve done quite a bit of work now i shall make tea and draw and listen to hamilton on repeat
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i saw a dude mopping the floor at mcdonalds and he spun around in a circle it was beautiful
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We’ve done it guys!! One follower!
Shoutout to my one follower!
hang in there fren
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my nana and poppa came over once and nana made a joke about this guy who had chickens but he wanted a drumstick each for his family of three but they were to fast and he couldn’t catch them and i wasn’t paying attention and i thought she was quoting something from the news or whatever so i laughed quietly and my mum was like you realise you just laughed at one of nanas jokes and i screamed internally it was fun
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once two of my friends came over and we were making spaaghetti. i was mucking around with one of them, we were tryna find something, and we go back into the kitchen and the one that was stirring the sauce was kinda like um guys i set fire to a tea towel
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