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compilation of cold snz fits

minors DNI xx

I'm drowning in snot and coughing my lungs out and not having a good time but as long as I can't sleep I decided to record some of my misery for the fellow freaks online /affectionate

contains: sneeze fits, some stifled, some half stifled. I can't talk above a whisper so there's no talking just some sniffling and moans

length: 1:04

this is probably 20 minutes worth of sneezes from tonight clipped together 😵‍💫

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I've coughed so much I can't talk above a whisper now 😭

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my housemate made me homemade soup as a thankyou for being a considerate person that mostly stays in my room when I'm sick lol (they said it was because I was probably so lonely doing that)

but this is so sweet like THEY MADE IT FOR ME!!! and it's really good 😭

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cold: 1 vivs: 0

minors DNI xx

contains: talking (describing the sneezes and such), two sets of triple sneezes that sound really desperate and wet

length: 0:46

transcript later I don't feel good

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my gf had my fav tea and medicine and tissues delivered to me since she couldn't do it herself 😭

I'm not used to this level of people caring about me help

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it's so cliche but I think someone at the Halloween party decided to share their cold with everyone including me lmaoooo

you know how after a party your throat hurts bc you were yelling to talk to people and you don't think much of it... and then two days later it's worse and you start sneezing these really desperate wet, messy sneezes that just kind of explode out of your nose? oh, just me then?

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Hi 👋 would you ever do a wav where you’re asking someone to hand you a handkerchief or tissues?

yes!!! I hope this is what you mean, though I am sick again so I can make more if that's not quite what you meant lol

(sorry it took me so long to reply to my asks)

why do I sound like I'm about to cry lol

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BOOP BADGES

For those wanting to get the badges for booping, you have to GIVE OUT:

1 boop for the first badge

314 boops for the second

1000 boops for the third

FEEL FREE TO BOOP ME AS MANY TIMES AS YOU NEED TO! I promise it will never be "too much" and you won't be annoying me!

BOOOOOOP 🐾

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I have several unanswered asks and I'm so so sorry

something traumatic happened in my personal life that I don't really want to talk about on a public blog but I wasn't ignoring people out of malice 💔

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I fell asleep on her lap and when she had to leave she tucked me into bed with supplies nearby 🥹

she just wanted to make sure I'm not miserable (I also started my period today 😭 that's probably why I'm so grumpy sorry)

sobbing my gf is so sweet and so determined to take care of me

the moment she heard my voice on the phone she was like "you're sick. I'm coming over YOU HAVE NO CHOICE."

lmao sorry to be mushy again but i can just tell how much she adores me each time she looks at me, even though I'm a mess rn, and it's making me weak

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sobbing my gf is so sweet and so determined to take care of me

the moment she heard my voice on the phone she was like "you're sick. I'm coming over YOU HAVE NO CHOICE."

lmao sorry to be mushy again but i can just tell how much she adores me each time she looks at me, even though I'm a mess rn, and it's making me weak

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beginning of a cold...

minors DNI xx

contains: stifled sneezes in a fit, sniffling, some swearing and "ugh gross" (lmao I'm frustrated)

length: 0:17

read below for mess stuff:

I stifled into my hands thinking it wouldn't be that messy but oh my god my hands were covered in snot, which is why I said "ew" haha

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I think I can safely say I have a cold 😭

I've been sniffling ever since I woke up + sore throat and now sneezes and it's not even noon

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things I thought were normal until my gf was teasing me about it:

I check my outfits in the mirror because I can't see the stuff below my boobs...I thought everyone did this

I said how else are you supposed to make sure all the buttons are done? she said "normally you just look down" 😭

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So I decided to bite the bullet and commission my oc Sophie vs the nose kink hentai tentacle lmao.

Thanks so much to @just-a-nervous-bean for giving life to my weird cursed thoughts.

It seems even without Plume flying up her nose, Sophie just can't catch a break.

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Literally scheduling time in my day to just listen to your wavs. Been queueing them up all week waiting for my alone time, I’m genuinely more excited to listen to them than I am for the inevitable orgasm I’ll have about it. Just hoping I’ll make it through all the new ones before I blow it 🥰🥰🥰

oh my god this is so incredibly hot 🥵

I hope they exceed your expectations ♡

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I wrote out all the transcripts to the recent wavs where I talk but I should go back to bed now sjsksk I was just really bored