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the picrew of dorian gray

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me and the democrat i pulled by going to the pet store and asking for their most toothless animal

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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I Saw The Money Grow

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TWIN PEAKS (1990–1991) 2.20 • "The Path to the Black Lodge"

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coffee makes you have to pee SO much i'm like maos wife over here

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i love it when the final song on an album is called something like "goodnight" or "farewell" except for when the beatles did it because they sang about problematic themes and three of them got yhe fourth one pregnant in the early days when they all looked alike and nobody could remember which one it was so they all got abortions just in case

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i love it when the final song on an album is called something like "goodnight" or "farewell" except for when the beatles did it because they sang about problematic themes and three of them got yhe fourth one pregnant in the early days when they all looked alike and nobody could remember which one it was so they all got abortions just in case

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pjackk come home

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sorry man, i just looked that movie up on doestheantdie.com and...let's just watch something else, ok?

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Bites into burger Hmmm this tastes like ash Looks at hands Covered in ash Looks around All is ashes A pitiless waste Resume eating

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squeak sunday: gone fishin

based on my lil webfishing avatar :]

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I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.

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late night thoughts

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btw shoutout to the new yawrker who left that balloon there. lets meet up baby

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terfs doing analysis on my skull bone structure and concluding that i was destined to method act cosplay harry dubois before i went and trooned myself. faggy tgirlthings looking at my skull concluding the same thing